*casually wakes up at 3pm*

I'll take one

*gives u one* 2$ :P

*gives you plenty of them*
🍪🍪 🍪

TYYYY *huggo*

*huggo*

I’ll take your entire stock

*gives you an infinite amount of cookies* how much will u pay sir?

*gives you a stick of gum and 69 cent*
Nom nom

I-

Well okay ty-

Np

Let me consume

*gives u one* 2$ :P

*gives you $2

Ty ^v^

Yes please

*gives you one* 2$ please ^-^

Whoa whoa whoa there. $2?

Ya sir, those were made w unicorn spit

Worth it. *gives him $5 for being a good sport*

Tysmm

Actually, can I get more? If not, *Hands him upvotes for all of his posts*

Yaya sure, how much do you want?

100. I already gave you the upvotes for your last posts. *Hands him $420,690 just for existing*

Bro ty ;v;
*hands you 100 cookies*

Hope you sell more bro. Have a great day :)

Ty ty u2 ;v;

I wanna cookie

*gives u one* 2$ ^v^

*hands you $2* tank chu

Np ^-^