rose template

walk out and grab bleach!

stare (if you are male)

i am a bisexual female

okay nevermind

Pornhub staffs: “Alright boys, get the camera, we’re heading to Rose’s house”

*dingdong*

*opens door*

Pornhub staff: “She’s dressed, false alarm. Back to LA, Staffs”

Your parents after opening the door:

Kris: my bad *Literally dies*

*undies you*

*dies again*

*alives you*

Kris: but why you undieing me?

bc i can

Kris: commits suislide

*uncommits suislide*

Kris: just let me die i just fooken say you getting dressed

no

Ugh

:)

*saw

probably get really turned on
if you looked like you were in the mood i would probably kiss you and start stripping -_-

i said IF shes in the mood, id dew it with anyone (certain age group) if they were in the mood -c- anddd im horny rn soooo

What

w a i t -

what-

"anyone" the fu-

yeah, online- jesus- not irl XDDDD irl if i KNOW them. like bagel, rose, but online that doenst matter -_-

I know its not irl XDDD

O h o k a y
Lol

H o l d u p -

what-

"everyone" wtf-

yeah....?
online i mean slade, not irl -_-

well thats better but still tho-

*shrugs*
seducing people is easy here

ofc i do

is there exceptions to what you said tho

yes. not to you, caboose, incinroar, FBI, maze, ff6, _alex_, frozzeta, content river

and the people i would TOTALLY do shit with is, camel, scrub, rose, zach, cookie

ONLINE, ofc.

Okay good

lmao-

Lmao *wheeeeeeze* I just realized I haven't eaten anything today

i mean say less

XDD

lol

*shrugs*

lmfao

*turns tf around*

*WHEEEEEEZE*

I'm just gonna... *backs up* uk... go

*grabs your hand* not so fast~

.
O h n o

heh~

*tries losing your grip*

why so eager to leave~ *shuts the door*

*opens it* WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME!(also if ur kissing rose doesn't that mean she's in on this too-?*panic*

*winks*
*pins you to the wall* your not going anywhere~

(no clue, this is revenge)

Eh I can take you if you're fighting me alone ;)
idk abt rose tho-

yep, nevermind- im too weak right now -_-
*stops pinning you to the wall*
you can go now

Good :D u would've just suffered another loss anyway

w h a t e v e r .

;)
its tru

you little s h i t -
at this point i'm just horny, and i dont care if im playing top or bottom.

._.
well now~

.-.
B I T C H -
don't you dare turn me on more then i already am-

And what if I do habibi~?
;)

*moans softly* then i'll drag you to dms....

.
GL with that :D

-_-

lucky for you I've been turned off.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO-
*winks furiously*

MOM NO

Lmao

The fu ck