Ash catchem all pokemon

*gasp*
OMG HE IS 10 AND YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL-

XD
i said he is coot
lmao i am 14

lmao still f**king weird

*reaches out to poke you*

*pokes your nose*

*kills you with a violent bazooka explosion*
DONT
TOUCH
HER

*yeets out of the way*
Just say language!!!

Its a f#cking missile
You can't test it stupid

LIKE I SAID, YOU DON'T KNOW MY CAPABILITIES!!!!
*spits on the ground* mortal...

Lmao
"Mortal"
You're funny

I make no jest here.

Jest?

well I can distract if I do it right.

Nope

very... I have won :3

Ye but in a way I also win cuz you kinda... Ya know... Dead

*clears throat*
back to the dramatic anime like scene?

Sure
Now where were we?
Oh yes-
*shoots second bazooka missile at you*
Watch out, this one is heat seeking

I didn't say I died. Im talking to you am I?

Yea you're kinda a dead soul
Ya know, A ghost

you don't know my capabilities mortal

*while you where distracted saying that you where hit*

*stumbles back slightly*
this feels nice actually

*A god comes up from behind you and snaps your neck*

Oh... well in that case...
*runs away quickly towards a hot object such as a random fire that was conveniently placed nearby*
*the missile gets distracted and blows up the fire making more fire.*

*face palm*
Heat seeking as in it follows the target
Not random patches of heat

Oh well. I can live with that

You've never heard that term?
it means I make no joke here.
Jest, like Jester. a jester is some one who jests

Oh ok

geez man... you don't have to kill me I just want you to say Language...
all I did is poke her nose

LANGUAGE
Happy?

*stumbles forward slightly*
thats all you got?

*while you where distracted saying that you where hit again, this tome in the face*

Im not hot so...
no girl finds me attractive so I can hide from this easily.

Not that kind of heat-

Oh so now we're simping for pokemon characters? Well

Meh