Say that you would kill me

no

:[

i mean if you kill me at the same time i kill you then yes i would

Well I wouldnt kill you so that wouldnt happen

damn ;-;

L i v e

but i dont wanna

Too bad

;-;

Too bad cause everyone else DOES want you to live

;-;

Live.

fiiiine

Stay alive

nu

Stay. Alive.

but i dont wanna

Good.

shoot you with my BB glock

Lmao okay

no

But why tho

cuz you my friend -_-

Fair enough

Make a duplicate of you and kill the duplicate cause technically I’m fulfilling your wish by not killing you

Loopholes go brrrrr

D a m n i t lmao but why wouldnt you kill me

Cause then your ghost would track me down and haunt me for the rest of entirety

No-

Yes your majesty

WAIT IMA GIVE THIS TO SPONGE IT COULD BE YOUR NEW NICKNAME

O H N O please dont lmao-

Uh oh

DONT KILL ME
PLEASE DONT KILL ME T-T IM SORRY MASTER PLEASE FIRGIVE ME

I'm not going to hurt or kill you smh that wony change

IM SORRY YPUR HIGHNESS

It's fine lmao

-___- you don't need to apologize

SORRY MASTER FIR SAYING SORRY

Tell you to turn around and close your eyes, then put you in a blood choke until you passed out.
Then call 911 and try to get you some suicide counseling.

Slap you
Give you an emotional lecture
Hug you

O h n o n o t a l e c t u r e

H a h a y e s

N o o o o o o o o h o w l o n g o f o n e t h o -

Like, only a hour -_-

AN HOUR?!?! OH SHI- I needs to be c a r e f u l not to ask you that then-

-_______-

Wot?

Take you to Las Vegas with narwhal, become rich, run away, and NOT kill you

*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze* but why not kill

1. Your my friend
2. I don’t kill my friends
3. My ideas to murder people and hide bodies are just too cruel
4. IF ANYONE TRIES TO KILL YOU I WILL KILL THEM AND MY MURDER IDEAS ARE CRUEL AND UN TRACEABLE

1. :D y e y
2. Fair enough
3. *wheeeeze*
4. O h o k *suddenly wishes my brother had tried to kill me once at some point instead of only beating me a lot*

GIVE ME YOUR ADRESS OR SOME HOW MAKE YOUR BROTHER GO TO THE FRED MEYERS NEAR BOTHELL EVERETT HIGHWAY AND THRASHERS CORNER

I WILL USE A NEEDLE A INSERT SOME DRUG INTI HIM THROUGH HIS TOUNGE SO THERE IS NO VISIBLE SCAR AND IF THEY LOOKED FOR THE CERTAIN DRUG IF THEY FOUND HIS BODY (which they won’t) IT WOULD LOOK LIKE HE HAD DIABETES TYPE 2 AND THEN I WILL DIG A 12 FOOT HOLE AND BURY HIS BODY I WILL FILL THE HOLE UP 6 FEET AND BUT A DEAD ANIMAL THERE SO IF THEY FO GIND THE BODY THEY WOULD JUST SEE THE DEAD ANIMAL AND THEN FILL UP THE HOLE AND PUT ENDANGERED PLANTS ON TOP SO IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL TO DIG UP.

W o a h k a l m he doesnt do it anymore anyway

Oh ok

*erases murder plan from head*

Yea hes still an asshole but he keeps to himself a lot more

Lmao-

That’s good. Otherwise he’s good as dead

okay. and also if i fail at some point you better keep trying and ill do the same if you fail okay?

FINE- but I make no promises

O h o k ay

XS

XD*

good. and you agreeing to that is a promise tho-

Eh it works

Lmao?

*wheeeeze*

O h o k

XD

wdym

*sighs*

It’s not a promise
It’s a deal, any side can break the deal at any time

Reeeeeeeeee why is it so f**king hard not to cut myself reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

DONT DO THAT

IF YOU DO CONSIDER ME DEAD

thats the same thing for promises-

WOAH WOAH WOAH DONT DO SHIT TO YOURSELF

I WILL IF YOU DO-

HOW TF WOULD THAT HELP??? I JUST WOULDNT TELL YOU IF I DID

In that case
Ima do shit ✨everyday✨

NO NO STOPPPP HES GONNA GET MAD AT ME AND KILL ME

BRUHHH

you shouldn’t be scared of this dumbass he’s completely harmless he wouldn’t be able to hurt anyone even if he wanted to

IF YOU DO SHIT TO YOURSELF EVERYDAY I WILL TOO

NO

PROMISE ME YOU WONT AND THEN I WONT EITHER I WILL STOP

ILL TRY NOT TO IM GETTING ADVICE THAT ILL TRY YOU BETTER NOT DO SHIT TO YOURSELF

Ok good don’t try anything

I’ll see....

Okay in trying not to I'll keep trying not to BUT you better try too okay?

Ok fine..... deal.....

Sorry I got into the habit of counting punishments agai I forgot after January and started again in mid January

BUT HES SCARY T-T

NO HE ISNT

BRUHHHHHH