Thanos and Elmo: The Search Begins
Jerry, having never heard such a moan like that before, is turned on to the point he starts to shake. But this shaking is unbearable to anybody. It ravages his body and tears his ligaments causing Jerry to collapse and shake uncontrollably on Elmo.
Elmo gets pinned even more, now forced to have eternal sex until Jerry's body fades away. Elmo, realizing his fate, screams and moans loud enough to call upon the power of Thanos, who is currently on his way to Earth to take the Time Stone.
Instead of going to New York, the events of Infinity War shift, instead Thanos searches for an Elmo in need. He listens to the sound of Elmo's screeches and cautiously flies across the ends of the Earth, eager to find Elmo. His moans grow louder and louder, and Thanos locates Elmo in a run down apartment complex, perfect for...slightly illegal activity...
Elmo is now nearing death. He stops screaming in hopes of keeping his last breaths for Thanos whom he has now lost all hope in. Elmos time is near.
Thanos hears that Elmo's screams have succeeded. He runs through the complexes in a worry filled search. He finally locates the building Elmo is located in. Instead of running up to him, he fears Elmo's time is short, so instead, he runs literally through the building, causing it to collapse.
Elmo was finally freed. He had never felt such power in Jerry. He fears Jerry eternally, and he hopes to never come anywhere near is wretched soul. But he has too in order to save Thanos.
Thanos was pinned by the collapsing building. But he was not pinned by the building itself. Instead, it was Jerry who has pinned Thanos. Jerry's shaking continues on Thanos, and Thanos has no strength in him to get Jerry off. Thanos lets out his own moans and screams. But Elmo does not think of it to be Thanos, instead, he is terrified of what sounds like an Elephant, and runs.
Thanos watches as Elmo runs. He now realizes, he has f*cked up. Thanos tries to call for Elmo's name, but Elmo continues to run faster. Thanos passes out, but something has made Jerry stop. Thanos looks up to find Jerry dead. Jerry has been...well...it's an unexplainable phenomenon. Thanos throws Jerry away, runs for Elmo and hugs him in such a way, it almost kills Elmo.
Thanos and Elmo, now a happy couple, take off for space to find a peaceful planet, away from all distractions.
Jerry, whom was thought of to be dead, regained control of his body...
---to be continued---
