Me roleplaying fighting: Okay I roll to attack... that's a total of 23 which beats your AC, now all 47 of my glyphs of warding in the bag of holding take effect and cast branding smite at a seventh level on my weapon, that'll be... 3000+ damage, which is significantly more than twice your hit point maximum of 125. You instantly die and the resulting heat from my attack causes your remains as well as everything else within ten feet of me to take on a higher energy state, killing all your allies.
Oh, also I probably die from the explosion of plasma as well.