day 18 drunk

Doggo: a MOOnkE gaVe me tHe SodA
Cynder: doggo this is wine

Sophia: what happened

Cynder: apparently doggo drank a whole bottle of wine he got from a monkey
Doggo: IM a BanaNa

Sophia: hol up how old is he

Cynder: ... Doggo how old are you
Doggo: ChiKeN

Sophia: ._. i’ll get him some water

Doggo: hEy soNIc
Cynder: Doggo im cynder
Doggo: Ye SonIc mAstER ChiEF Has A PokEmoN
Cynder: Doggo where did you get this wine

Sophia: *has a gallon of water and is carrying it with telekinesis* i got some water

Doggo: [ insert minecraft drinking noises here]

*a couple minutes later and the contents of the water bottle are gone*
Sophia: there.

doggo: ThAt a SpiCY MeaTBaLl

Sophia: ok now he needs some sleep

Doggo: Oh GaWd GiaNT FLyING sHIP

Sophia: ... this is a water bottle

Doggo: sLeeP iM nOT sLe- *flop* zZZZzzzzzzZZz
Cynder: ill take him home

Sophia: oki

Doggo: AAAAaAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaAAAAAAaaaAa

Sophia: *puts the water bottle up to doggo’s mouth* D R I N K

Doggo: wUt

Sophia: D R I N K

Dan: one of my cousins does crazy things even when he's NOT DRUNK. and that's saying something

Monke