lmfao

???: oh um- hello there.

???: *covers face with sleeve* ...didnt think youd get home so early..

???: didnt think someone would break into my apartment.

???: well, i was told to come here by... people.

???: who?

???: If i told you, it would give away my position *smiles creepily*

???: i have a secret job to. I wont tell.

???: okay, but if you tell anyone, i will be obligated to kill you. do you understand?

???: fair enough.

???: This will be hard to explain, so I'll try the best I can. *takes a deep breathe* I am Misuma Neziku, wanted for many murders *holds scissors near bunnies neck* my boss told me to come here, to... look for something. some place to at least hide something big

???: ... i know a spot.

???: *claps hands* thats great! could you show me ?

???: of course! Follow me. *the girl sets her stuff down and motions for her to follow out the door*

???: *follows with the bunny in hand* if youre planning to play some sort of trick on me, youll pay for it

???: dont worry, i wont. This I’d a great place for hiding things. Nobody’s gone in years!

???: *looks around and finds a big hole* ah, nice spot. *Rips bunny's head off and pours the stuff out into the hole* I need a stick... *picks up stick and covers it with dirt* this should be good!

*17 tosses her a stick*

???: thanks ^w^ *pauses for a moment* why are you helping me? arent you gonna turn me in...?

17: your obviously not from my world. It’d be pointless.

???: I guess I'll have to trust you... *sighs* how far is it? would the surroundings cover the smell of rotti- food?

???: rotting flesh? Yes, very much so.

???: *yells in defense* I-I MEANt FooD, Nothing of the sort related to rotting flesh!

but thank you for answering. *holds up bunny and slices its stomach, reaching inside and grabs something* ugh, still not ready..

???: sure you did. But nobody will smell anything over the smoke of this place. We’re almost there.

???: *confused* what do you mean...?

17: humans died out approximately 20,034 years ago.

???: B-but I'm human? I'm sorry, youre not making sense... *laughs confusingly*

17: clearly something transported you here.

???: *steps back a bit* I dont remember getting transported anywhere... actually... come to think of it... i cant remember anything

*Realization hits* WAIT! SO THAT MEANS YOURE NOT HUMAN?

*17 takes her hood off*
17: gee, what do ya think?

(side note: did you draw that?? its really good !!)

???: *almost trips backward* GAH! Y-YOUR HAIR! *looks at the pile of dirt ive made to cover the parts* I don't remember killing THAT either... wha- What's going on..

(Yes! Ty!)
17: tentacles, actually. Welcome to the universe where you dumb humans nuked the South Pole.

???: okay. by the way, what is your name? i don't believe youve told me.

???: I’m not allowed to share my name. Call me 17.

???: hmm... well, okay then *hums while following, occasionally looking around* how'd you find this place? it seems pretty restricted

17: oh, i used to live here before it got bombed.

???: *quickly glances over* YOU survived that?

Thinking: Shit, boss is gonna kill me

17: oh no, wrong person, different place. Cuttlefish bombed the canyon, but to be quite frank nobody was surprised.

???: okay, okay. *slightly laughs at the name cuttlefish*

*starts getting impatient* Gah, this is taking a while to get there... my bunny isnt happy! she hates the feeling or having cold organs in her!

17: *she stops* here.

???: But... if-if humans went extinct... how would monsters come to be? ive never seen one... so how did they just appear? ALSO PLEASE DONT EAT ME *holds up scissors with one hand, reaching into my pocket to grab a blade with the other*

17: I’m an octoling, not a barbarian.

???: so... you won't kill me...?

*sighs* i ask too many questions... i guess theres nothing else to do but accept that im here *laughs awkwardly* It's gonna be boring without anything to do since humans are extinct though. I like hearing screams of fear- heh heh.

17: sweety, screams of fear under the gunshots maybe.

???: hey, 17? could you tell me your job now?

17: i work for a group of agents fighting evil called the squid beak splatoon. I’m mostly a medic, but i fight sometimes.

???: I won't know for sure until i see for myself!

17: its- a little scary...

???: *reaches the cabin without hearing her, and opens the door* it-it looks normal? they said it would be creepy! tsk. what a bumme-

*its dusty, and suddenly theres a creak in the floorboards without anyone stepping in*

???: *laughs* Come on out! I know someone is here!

17: its- a ghost.

???: *freezes* "a ghost"? HAH! lame. Ghosts arent real *i say mockingly*

17: tell that to this scar. *She rolls up her sleeve*

???: That's one big scar... *Gets distracted by a slam by the door*

17: *screams*

???: ah, thats very different from mine

17: you- have octolings...?

???: *sits on a log* "octolings" ?

17: thats what i am! There’s inklings to, evolved form squids. Then there are some rare surviving in betweens, which my friend callie is- nevermind.

???: Hmm... pretty weird but okay. Still not sure how i got here, though..

17: I’m afraid I can’t help you with that. But the deep sea metro is the most likley answer.

???: I honestly cant believe i didnt notice this sooner..

17: I’m surprised to. But did you get here on a train..?

???: I remember driving myself here around 3 am... once i did the deed. before that, though, i have no idea. when i didnt see anyone on the road i didnt think about it much since it was 3 am...

???: or train... GAH! my memory is so splotchy!

17: oof.

???: *tries to call my boss* he isnt answering...

17: how the hell are you even getting a signal here?

???: That's all I needed to hear! *runs off, following the wire*

17: w-wait!

???: *shows her my phone* no idea, just worked i guess?

17: odd...

???: ya think so? *looks around to see a small wire under my feet* hey, whats this? *moves to reveal a large wire leading to a cabin*

17: what- holy- it held up!?

???: i'm gonna follow this wire, maybe it'll lead me to something cool

17: cuttlefish cabin is nothing cool...

???: *the door clicks, and i try to open it * looks like we're stuck in here. It won't budge. Actually, I have an idea. *Takes bunny's leg off* Heres a hammer, we can crash the door down. But i will do that later, right now I wanna see some "ghosts" as you call it

17: theres only ONE ghost, and hes the ghost of like, the worst person to ever live.

???: whats he like?

17: so f**king racist...

???: i understand now *sighs* is he dangerous?

17: oh, very.

???: what are his attacks like? so you know, i can try to avoid 'em

17: surprisingly good. There extremely random..

???: okay, do you need any weapons, ive got tons to spare

17: nah, i always keep my carbon roller in my inventory.

???: okay then... *hears sounds coming from a hallway* imma head down that hallway, seems interesting.. *sees bat laying on the wall, and gets it*

17: ...

???: Yells from the hallway* HEY 17 GET OVER HERE I FOUND HIM

17: wh-what? *she goes over*

???: *slowly walking out of room with cuts and bruises* you can't hurt him ... *passes out*

17: ... *takes out carbon roller* this. Ends. Now.

???: *mumbles* it impossible to hit him, 17

17: but its not impossible to hurt his pride. HEY CUTTLEFISH!

???: *Sighs and tries to stand up* I guess youre right, why not try haha

17: listen, you worthless pieces of shit,

(coughs in bad at burns)

(Dw, i got this)
17: look what youve done with your life! All you did was hurt people, start a war...
For f**ks sake, you tried to kill your great granddaughter; TWENTY TWO TIMES.

???: oOOoOOOooO

Cuttlefish: sh-she deserved it!
17: why? Because she EXISTED as something you DIDNT LIKE?! Bullshit!

????: alright, i'll start looking for ingredients

17: alright then?

???: *rips bunny and pulls out tea and popcorn, and sew it back up using string in my pocket*

Cuttlefish: well thats Beca-
17: yeah, we know. Because your a racist c**t. Big whoop.

???: YUUUHHHHHHHHHHH

17: i suggest you leave this place before i go on.

???: grabs bunny* alright

17: not you.
Cuttlefish:... *his ghost fades away*

???: Yeah *Carries scissors and bunny while following you, jumping on every leaf i see)

*we arrive back at my apartment*

(sorry i keep replying late TT)

???: oh, mah bad.

well at least he's gonna *plays with bunnie's ears*

gone*

17: yep. Your bunny is cute. Say- why did you come to my apartment in the first place?

???: I know she is *saying it a bit mockingly* and to answer your question... my boss told me to go look for room in your home. to hide the.. you already know.

17: my room? But why?

???: just in case i get accused, you would be sent to prison, not me. and since i left no other evidence behind, i just needed a place to hide it *smiles*

17: mmmm i would have had the splatoon to back me up.
But still, of all the people your master chose to frame, why me?

???: i didnt have a choice. my boss gave me your address to hide it, so... and if i didnt obey his orders, i'd be killed.

17: thats awful- but honestly. I felt the same way before cuttlefish died. Ya know, I’m pretty good at rebelling against powers that be.

???: oooo, maybe. but what would we bribe it with?

17: i dont mean to brag, but I’m a pretty good cook.

???: that could work! maybe pelmeni? if you can cook it. *thinks about what their favorite food would probably be* GAH! i dont know TvT

17: that could work, but my specials are mostly calamari.

???: My boss isnt like that though. he has over 50 people helping him, and if I go against boss, all of them would go against me. So, it's not like i could fight back or run *still playing with stuffed bunny*

17: over fifty? Cuttlefish had hundreds. The splatoon still does, and i have loyal friends. I’m just saying, if you ever want to be free- *i slide a card across the table* call me.

???: thank you! *picks up card and puts in in my bunny's ear* Anyways, do you know any way I can get back to my home? or am I stuck here?? Of course, if you know

17: i think the metro is the best way.

???: metro?

17: the deep sea metro. Its probably what took you hear, and a little bribery is sure to get you back.

???: oh okay, lemme think of some dishes you could make then... *sits on the floor while still playing with the bunny * Maybe fried?

17: i think YOU should be the first other than me to try my golden takoyaki balls.

???: OOO YUM!! you should try to make that!

17: *laughs* well, its a difficult recipe, but ill do my very best.

???: if you need any help with it, i know a thing or two about takoyaki, other than that, good luck !

17: alright, lets get back to my apartment then.

???: okay *picks up bunny, and sews everything back up, while putting everything back in* almost ready!

17: *waits*

???: *finishes* done lol. *stand up and heads for the door*

17: then off we go!

???: *follows* I dont think ive told you my name yet... have i? sorry, my memory is still fuzzy

17: i think it started with an m...

???: oh, i thought so too. great, ive forgotten even my name *laughs in a mad way*

17: its alright. Amnesia is difficult to handle, it just takes time. *she starts walking back*