THIS IS A REAL THING HOLY CRAP(link in comments)

WHY ISNT THE LINK WORKING

It has to be copy pasted

I signed it

Noice

We got 2 more followers

Ultra noice

Doom guy would make a great pope seeing as the current one is creepy

True

“Cough cough” (the popes a pedo)

But what happens if doomguy really does become pope? Unfortunately he isn’t actually real, so would Bethesda just have the voice actor for eternal be the pope? Or would they pick someone with the same personality of doomguy?

Thank you, the stream is more of a joke

And Michelle Obama is a male

Yo, by any chance could you follow my conspiracy theory stream?

Sure

Well Bethesda is actually from a different timeline and they would just bring him over to this timeline

And the people who produced the simpsons are time travelers

And the Krusty Krab is shaped like a crab trap

Very poggerschamp

I probably should’ve mentioned that

Pope DoomGuy I

AAAAAAA YES THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN HERE IS THE LINK

https://www.change.org/p/donald-j-trump-doom-guy-for-pope?recruiter=935513450&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition&utm_term=Search%3ESAP%3EUS%3ENonBrand-Tier%201%3EHead%20Term%3EExact

Btw it has to be copy pasted