Let's see what you can come up with

¨Why the f*ck should I answer to you, puny mortal?¨

You're a mortal too lol

or am I?

good question

should I get the rope and go tests it?

I'm not following. What rope?

Should I test if I am immortal, with trying to hang myself?

No why the frick would you ever consider doing that? Don't ever harm yourself, you only get one valuable life so make the most of it!

okay

Me too homeboy, me too.

I learned this one from Octavia_Melody
“Nobody needed to ask”

search up luigi doesnt care and you find this template

whats the name of that temp

ooh cat

thanks

oh my goodness lugie

huh-

i cant spell luigi i have to guess spell checker corrected me

XD ok

"No, but I will be glad to throw a few books and stuff into your brain full of voids."

“Then why were you listening”

No, you didn't ask. But I thought it would be nice to put something in that empty brain of yours.

POG

Thank you, thank you

If you didn't ask y did you listen

"right then, yes"

meme: *[insert something negative about the meme like upvote begging]*
me: the meme is [insert something negative about the meme like upvote begging]
person: did i ask?
me: no you did not ask i just had to tell you some info to make your memes better to the stupid brain of yours that somehow didnt have this thing, no one needed to ask for me to say this. Plus this isn't even an answer, it is common sense talking, that is basically assuming someone who said something would mean its a question, you mortal, everyone has at least more than 1 iq than you stupid mere mortal, everyone else is not a mortal, they are already better than a mortal, which is the 1 iq one, so i had to SPREAD AROUND SOME INFO TO AT LEAST ADD 0.1 IQ TO THE BRAIN OF YOURS NOW SHUT THE FRICK UP AND MAKE BETTER MEMES

No, but I did

"no, but did i ask for your existance?"

I, wasnt talking to you, who cares if you didn't ask, the world doesnt revolve around you you broken toenail. I hope your wife gives birth to a milipede and you have to spend the rest of your life slaving away to buy shoes for it

This is one i guess, it's not good but it's ok

¨I know you didn't ask but I shared little shit¨

"Actually, I did"

"I don't know, did you? I don't give a f**king shit about if you "asked" or not. The world does not revolve around people like you, so shut you f**king pie hole or else I will sabotage your oxygen with my f**king bare hands!"

"No, but then again i didnt ask for your existance either"

maybe you did, maybe you didn't, but either way, I don't care

“Did I f**king care?”

“No but maybe you SHOULD have”

If I cared whether anybody asked I wouldn't have said anything.

Person: Did I ask?

Me: Did anyone ask for you to exist?

"you just asked that, idiot."

Idiots don't know they're stupid. It's my moral obligation to point it out.

"Do I care?"

"Did I answer?"

Person:Did I ask?

Me: you should've you little sh*t and try coming back with a better comeback lifeless dork

The End

I don't care if you didn't ask, I just thought you needed to know

1. Are you dora?
2. Yes, you're asking for a virtual slap