You wish you were this cool

WHO NEEDS GENETICALLY MODIFIED KIDS WHEN YOU CAN JUST EAT 1.7 LBS OF PHO AND END UP 1.9% PHO

No

y tho?

cuz no

ye

IKR

YES

nice

It’s all fun and games til you inevitably drink 13 cups of tea and water and lose 2% of your body weight

. . . .

Lol
I puked my guts out cuz I’m pretty sure the eggs my brother made were RAW

[image deleted] He actually says “RAWr”

What was the image?

I miss licked the template, it was MEANT To be this:

oh, ok

licked lo l

That was creepy, bye

Btw*

-_- I swear Benji and my phone are one and the same

hehehehe

Misclicked*

W u t

Is it possible to learn this power

Ya see, I’ve always sucked. Slurping up that much soup is easy at this point.

That sounded wrong

Well yes, but it also sounds about right.

Touche.

What lol