you see this girl standing over an unconscious body, what do you do?

*walks over* is that bruh ok?

LeeAnn: hes fine. *pulls out gun* you wont be.

woah woah woah woah woah what did he do to you???

He knows something he shouldn't know. *fiddles with trigger*

wait wait wait *puts hand on your guns and slowly pushes it down* lets be reasonable about this..

Reasonable would be to kill you rn.

*Bodyguard activates*
OH I DON'T THINK SO

Should I demonstrate? *raises gun*

*Walks towards you menacingly*

*Shoots*

*isn't affected

*isn't fazed*

hmm

Are you confused bitch?

No bish

Hello officer this person right here

I'm not an officer-

wait what

I'm a spy-

Very Fitting Dudette

Excuse me? *raises gun at you*

Hmm, you're not a spy at VFD then...

VFD?

(lemony snicket XD)

You can't kill me

(ah right)
And why not?

I'm well, I'mmortal

"I'm well, immortal" Oh please. I'm not stupid.

Fine, shoot me, as much as you want

*clicks tongue* Cocky. *pauses* I like it. Fine, so what your immortal. Everyone has a weakness-

haha wrong, see when I got my powers, I found a loophole through all

(backstory time
btw my oc I'm using rn is Hell
Crusader: Born in 1999, along with his twin hell (bottom image). crusader was in an orphanage when his parents died, and he got adopted by the crusaders, he then rose quickly to the top, and started a new crusader base, which had more crusaders, in 2021 he has saved teh world multiple times, protects civilians, and other good stuff

Hell: Born in 1999, 5 minutes before Crusader, he has multiple jobs, like being a doctor, policeman, soldier, and a part time crusader when his brother needs help. He is very intelligent and very skilled. He has saved the world, stopped a pandemic, and killed a being stronger than god with the help of his brother.)

So your a creep named Hell who's all-powerful? Seems a little sus-

Damn that hurt my feelings :(

N o w
p r e p a r e
t o
s a y
g o o d b y e

Goodbye. *taps watch and disappears*

Hmmm...what kind of gadgets hte company she working for have...*teleports home and goes to pc*

*is secretly tracking him, but he doesn't know*
*appears* this should be fun!

hmmm...HA HA HA...Damn...secret organization...this should be fun!

*appears in his room* Stop right there.

*chuckle* *goes invisible and breaks all tech in the house with electricity*

*klap* Thank you, you just made my job easier!

*shapeshifts into ur boss because i've seen him before*
What are you doing here, I gave you orders to not get sidetracked

Oh come ON dude. I'm not stupid. My boss would have screamed that. Not said it so low key. Can you change out of that body, it makes me want to kill you more-

I'm trying my best to not scream at you...now go back...*le incredible acting* *uses wind so doors open to make it seem like ur boss is actually there* See, you let him get away, DONT FAIL NEXT TIME

*is not falling for it*
*looks bored*

Hmm, you're getting promoted, you seem to have, improved...go back to base NOW

No. *plays with gun*

*Real Boss comes in*

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU GOT SIDETRACKED I SWEAR I WILL LITERALLY FIRE YOU NOW
* I leave but not after yeeting you both out and destroying my house*

I didn't. I sent the guy to base.

Real boss: hmmm, then go to base, now, we're going under lockdown

Why? *plays with watch*
(my boss's name is Micheal Stone btw)

(K thanks)
M i c h a e l: We've messed with a very powerful guy

Who?

Michael: this guy, I've had some differences with him in the past

Ofc. OF F**KING COURSE!
But he's "immortal" or some f**king shit-

StonewallJackson (XD just a nickname):Prescisely, he's a force to be reckoned with, especially with his brotehr

What should we do?

Stonewalljackson: we hide, and then strike back

Stonewalljackson: Hurry

Yes sir! *goes to base*

Good

*gets tracking device and searches for Hell*
(that sounds so weird XDDD)

(XDDDD Satan be like: hello)
*I remove the tracking device because i wondered now u knew*

(ikr jesus was like "everyday you stray further and further from god)
*goes to the last place you were and you are there* Hello again.

(XD)
Listen here you little spy

Yes? *looks bored*

Stop tracking me, or I'll be very ad

See, I don't give a f**k!

That's it *walks toward you menacingly*

Oh f**k, I'm scared! *turns into a darkness monster*

Haha very funny *Turns into Light*

Ooh fun. *her voice is very deep and dark* I can have more satisfaction killing you now.

Wow....i thought you were le human *turns into teh strongest being ever* It's too much power for me, but I can handle it *flicks you and you fly into B r a z i l* Wow, that much power

*turns into le strongest being ever in darkness and flys back to you* Ha, cute.
*slams into you and turns you into a mouse made of darkness*
*throws you to Timbuktu*

Huh, that's confusing
*Turns into whatever u turned into*
HAHA DIE
*You go to God*
God: what did you do know

Sorry, gotta go! I can't chat rn. *goes to you and slams you so hard you hit the center of the earth*
Ha. *puts my face close to yours* how do you like me now?

idk, its finally warm here

*flies and yeets you into space*

*now

*flies to you and yeets your body parts off* I hope you feel this.

finally a goood move *body parts come together*

*goes into your body and makes you burn yourself with lava* Here is another one-

nope

* heals and destroys all your atoms*

*heals and remakes your atoms into a dog* *laughs*

Fine, you leave me no choice
*retransforms and takes away all your powers*

*gets her powers back* See you cant do that. *rips your atoms to pieces, the damage is unfixable*

*I find your base after following your boss, you were fighting a clone the whole time*

*goes to base and finds you* DON'T! Don't hurt him. *she is crying, uncharacteristically* Please.

F i n e

but this isn't over. Stonewalljackson

Come near him again *turns into a monster so fearsome you are really afraid* death will be the least of your problems.

OH MY GOD YOU'RE A SPIDER MONSTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

F**k it

*tears you limb from limb*

*regenerates* *growls*

*Uses my hand and puts you in the void where I use my lightsaber to kill you fr this time*

*regenerates* Stop.

Then let me meet with ur boss, then I'll stop

He's my father. And fine. *leads you to him*
Micheal, this bitch has some business with you?

Michael, YOU HAVE A F**KING CHILD...IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN (wait how old are yuou?

19. He has another child as well.

YOU HAVE 2 CHILDREN WHAT

Micheal: Yes, I do. Now leave! *yells*

No...not unless you pay me back

Micheal: Pay you what?
LeeAnn: Micheal-

STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW, I HAD A BILLION DOLLARS WHICH I WORKED FOR, YOU NEED FUNDING, AND YOU STOLE MY BANK ACCOUNT, LOST ME MY JOB AND FAMILY...give it back or I'll take it back

Micheal: Fine. *shrugs* I made twice that from the SSS. *touches his phone a couple times then looked up* There you go. NOW LEAVE!

Good

Micheal: LEAVE!
LeeAnn: go, or he'll take the money back and capture you-

Oh I'm not leaving, because I'm bored, and I achieved my mission, find your base, and I did

*turns into the fearsome monster* LEAVE! *rips you apart atom by atom until you really are dead, and this is not a clone*

I never die *tun tun tun*

Wow, this place is really cool...high tech...smells of communist...seems like u spent that money...Hmmmm...This place is ugly, I'm rebuilding this

(wanna continue this in dms?)

sure