.

damn

relatable

YES

You know The Hobbit¿?

its like my favorite movie of all time

Ooooh , nice 🐨

XD

"Sometimes the simplest problems can be solved with a golden gun and a handful of bullets"-Cayde-6

"I tried suicide once, good thing I have no life."
- Drizzy.

"This is great. Anyone want a hug? Hugs? No? No hugs."-Cayde-6

No ew, why would anyone want to hug you?

"Oh my cotton socks! Did you not hear what I just said?!"-Cayde-6

I think I might throw up.

“Don’t just aim to win. Aim to kick their teeth in.” -Cayde-6

"Many who live, deserve to die. But many who have died deserved life, can you give them that? Then don't be so hasty to deal in death."
- Gandalf.

"This is Cayde-6 of the Vanguard, I have a Hunter missing in South Africa and I need him."-Cayde-6

"That makes no sense in this context."
- Drizzy.

"Every story has an end. This is mine."-Cayde-6

"Tell me where you're going, tell me where you headed."
- Kid Cudi.

“I tried standing under a falling Warsat once. Good thing I have a Ghost.”-Cayde-6

Dont talk to Thunder-and-Lightning
Even his name is annoying to type.

OoooOoooOOOoopppp---

This one of the smarter and more humorous conversations, which is pretty rare. You'll enjoy spectating.

"But he's speaking the language of the gods!"
- Meme.

"Tell me something interesting."-Cayde-6

"The sky is falling down."
- the local chicken.

"Yo."-Cayde-6

"Damn."
- Ice Cube.

ight im done XD

Nice.

"Who you callin' hotshot?"
- Colonel Sanders of KFC.

"We have to learn their language, it's not just barking, you know."-Cayde-6

"I'm not a hugger."
- Deadshot.

Can you hurt Cayde for me, he's starting to piss me off -Breezy

"We don't do that here." - Black Panther.

"Yea, alright but I'll play along." - Drizz.

Fine, If I want something done right, I might just do it myself- Bri

And I just gave my nickname away

"Fine, I'll do it." - The guy in The Dark Knight who wanted to detonate the bomb on the other ferry.

It was a person, but he couldn't kill the other ship, the boat. The prisoner said the same, and he stepped on it and broke it.

Or I think I remember him throwing the remote out of the boat.

Yeah one or the other, that prisoner was encouraging. He said that he deserved it.

Y e a .
"You can tell them I took it by force." - Corrected guilty prisoner.

“That the Defender’s Light gives ’em a shield is trouble enough. Throw in the hurt that same Light can dish out and it’s a damn impressive package. Just don’t tell Zavala I said so. His head wouldn’t fit his helmet anymore.” -Cayde-6

"You think darkness is your ally?"
- Bane.

"Ugh, my stomach drops whenever you do a jump like this. I don't even have a stomach...funny how that works."-Cayde-6

CAYDE! SHUT THE F**K UP! CAUSE NO ONE F**KING CARES ABOUT SOME F**KING CHARACTER NAMED CAYDE!

"Hey, back from the wild?"-Cayde-6

"Jump!" - a random guy in a Hollywood movie.

"Look, I'd love to stand here with you all day, but... *tut* I got a... a show I like to binge watch... it was... cancelled early. Still love it."-Cayde-6

Cayde, zip it

"Okay, wait, stop, go back, go back, okay."-Cayde-6

zip....it..

Before I grab a zipper and a needle and sew your mouth together

"The hotshot returns."-Cayde-6

"I don't have time."
- The rabbit in Alice in the Wonderland.

"The hotshot returns."-Cayde-6

"I don't understand."
- Obama.

"Ah, a night person, I get it."-Cayde-6

Hes never understandable

"I love you too." - Peter Parker.

Stop talking to him!

B r e e z y . It's harmless fun .-.

f a c t s

🙏🏼

Caydes might be taking it to seriously.

Nope. I know he's not.
He's being a normal guy.

*Wheeze*

M h m m .

"Um, I'd love to stand around with you all day, but, uh… I'm lying, I would not love to stand around with you all day."-Cayde-6