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1 up, 4y,
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U reinforced my atheism
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0 ups, 4y
well you see,God never said dinosaurs didn't coexist with humand
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1 up, 4y,
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why would Jesus need ur location if he is already watching above on you
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1 up, 4y,
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Ok I get the joke an I’d upvoted and everything, but the Bible doesn’t necessarily mean “days.” It’s just saying that as a reference to humans so they don’t have to say 5 million years. It’s a day to God, but each “day” could be millions of years.
0 ups, 4y,
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Um I don't wanna be disrespectful or anything but the Bible says that the world was thousands of years old and not millions. Dinosaurs were either: made up to support the theory of evolution. Become corrupted, weren't taken into the ark, and died in the flood. Created by God, possibly even taken onto the ark, but died thereafter. I'm not really sure which of any of those.
0 ups, 3y
Actually the bible never said that.
0 ups, 4y,
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Ohhhhhhhh
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0 ups, 4y
Lol that’s what I learn in a Catholic school. That’s the first info from school I’ve actually used irl
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0 ups, 4y,
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well, there is actually proof that dinosaurs did live with humans, because in Job, there was mention of two great beasts called behemoth and leviathan, who would wake up, and start the end of the world. it is very possible that these beasts are dinosaurs.
0 ups, 4y
in the bible, it mentions that behemoth and leviathan are demons
0 ups, 4y
i will ask him because when i red this my brain died and than i died
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0 ups, 4y
I'm guessing dinosaurs and probably herbivores were peaceful before the fall
0 ups, 4y
But but but... It's true!
0 ups, 4y
The bible talks about "great beasts' outside the garden of eden. Plus time is different, before the flood for example humans lived 800+ years. And for God a day could be eons, or it could be a millisecond.
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0 ups, 4y
allow because why not
0 ups, 4y,
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I taught of this 5 years ago and use it as evidence the Bible is wrong ever since...
0 ups, 4y,
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think of it this way, one day isn't actually a day, dinosaurs were probably around starting from the 5th "day". and later in the old testament they probably died off, most of the things in the bible happen in the same place, but there is still much more land on earth, some bibles have maps and if you look at it, you can actually match that map to the continent Pangea that scientists said was real, the dinosaurs probably lived away from civilization. but its God were talking about so anything is possible
0 ups, 4y,
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Yes but it doesn't say anything about dinosuars in the Bible, how could they forget such an important part?!
0 ups, 4y
i dont think that dinosaurs were considered important, the bible shows us what God intended for us to do and ends up telling us some things that happened in the past while doing so. the was no need to mention dinosaurs
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