*sigh*
You didn't have to. That was your choice, so I take no responsibility for what is about to happen.
Simping is a perfectly normal thing. If you like someone, you want to help them. Unfortunately it's harder to do that nowadays because people like you like to flock around and beat these people down. Just because you and so many other morons don't understand kindness doesn't mean you have to hate on it. You'd do the world a better service by working in a self-help gas station.