Tell Ink to say this in front of everyone: "If you are over 5'5 and you call yourself short, I WILL MAIM THE SH*T OUT OF YOU. I'M 3'8 AND I HAVEN'T GROWN AT SINCE I WAS F*CKING CREATED!!!!
Ink: AYE EVERYONE!
Everyone: what
Ink: IF YOU ARE OVER 5'5 AND CALL YOURSELF SHORT, I WILL MAIM THE SH*T OUT OF YOU. I'M 3'8 AND I HAVEN'T GROWN SINCE I WAS F*CKING CREATED!!!!
Everyone: . . .
(WELL THAT JUST HAPPEND)
Error: I remember...
me: you did that?!?
Error: yeah..
Sans: ...you did that... to the after version of me?
Error: yes..?
Sans: *rages at Error then summons blasters*
Me: SANS STOP!!!
Sans: fine... *the blasters go away*