rp with my yandere flirty demon girl. name is astri.

(oh lord forgive me for doing this)

*im sitting in a abandoned tunnel and i see you walking towards me*

oh no..

Hello! *giggle*

hey.. *you appear out of darkness* OH HOLY- *pulls out pistol* STAY BACK

Hey, that's not very nice! *pouts and then eyes glow and i begin to float* Not very nice at all... *giggle*

O_O ok ok ok ok ok ok ok *puts pistol down* there you go

*puts hands up* what do want with me??

Who said I wanted anything? *giggle* I just want to be friends....

oh..*puts hands down* ok then *picks up pistol and puts it in holster* so...what's your name?

Astri! *giggle* or Zaris...

astri..I like that name. well im danny good to meet you *holds hand out*

*giggles and shakes hand, still floating* Do you kill? Why have a gun?

well I kill because I have to. because there's a ton of people out there who wanna kill me.

lol yes

SON ARE YOU GETTING KINKY

O_O UH NO FATHER OFCOURSE NOT

i'm legit crying

hmm, very well then

well I'm Danny *smiles and holds hand out*

*Checks in on you*

Son...............ARE YOU DATING A DEMON FLIRTY YANDERE

NO FATHER OF COURSE NOT

THEN WHAT DID I JUST READ

UH NOTHING FATHER IM JUST TALKING TO HER...in a very detailed..scenario...

wtf did i just read

Comedy

Hmm very well then WAIT A MINUTE

IS SHE GIGGLING WITH HER TONGUE OUT
*Goes through evidence*

SON YOU ARE GETTING KINKY

*runs out door screaming*

SON

go ask her out *proud father noises*

wait for real?...what if i mess up?

Dew it

but father i just met her

Oh

SON WAIT SOME TIME, GET TO KNOW HER

YES FATHER OFCOURSE

but no heresy got it?

yes father

(lol sure ig)

Astri: Oh. That's rather dull.

yeah I know it sucks. but i mean its my life now.

Astri: Oh, I meant that you don't kill for fun. *she floats sideways and tilts her head to look at him*

yeah I don't kill for fun sorry..

Astri: Well, what do you do then? Are you a mortal? What's your favorite color? What's the opposite of down? *giggle*

*chuckles* you have a lot of questions don't you? have you ever talked to a mortal?

*Le proud*

*starts to back up slowly*

(last time I met a demon it tried to kill me so i have a bad view on demons)

Astri: *thinking* Well, i've talked to my host, and once or twice other than that.

so you dont have much social skills with mortals?

Astri: *giggle* Definitely not, but me and you could socialize~

sure!....did you come from hell?

Astri: *laughs* IS THAT WHERE MORTALS THINK WE COME FROM?! *dying of laughter*

well you look like a s- nevermind.

Astri: A what? *grins*

nothing nothing.

Astri: tell me! *her eyes glow brighter and she glares at him*

im afraid if i do ill die

Astri: Aw. No fun. *she pouts*

are you not gonna kill me?

Astri: No. You are not worthy.

im not worthy to kill?

Astri: Mhm! *smiles and nods*

oh ok then..do you wanna go? i feel like those terrorist mafia dudes will be here any second.

Astri: Go where?

I don't know were do you normally go?

F

Damn that's an insult

F for danny

Astri: The land of broken dreams! :D

broken dreams?....that were your from?

Astri: That's where everyone I know is from!

oh...do you open portals there?..

Astri: Well, sure.

i was just asking

i was just asking. you dont have to

Astri: Well, what do you want me to do?

i don't really know *its silent for a sec*

i got dad jokes wanna hear em?

Astri: What in Saturn's name is a dad joke?

its basically a really really bad joke.

Astri: Ooo, tell me one! *claps*

*chuckles* alright here it goes

i dont trust trees

Astri: *tilts head* Why not? I rather like trees.

cause there really *does finger guns* "shady"