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Jerk five year olds and how your dog reacts if they hurt you. | WHEN YOU ARE 7 YEARS OLD, PLAYING TAG WITH A 5 YEAR OLD STRANGER IN A WADING POOL (LOOK IT UP), AND YOU GET CLOSE TO HIM AND SUDDENLY HE HOLDS YOUR HEAD UNDERWATER WHILE HOLDING YOUR ARM BEHIND YOU AND YOU CANT GET UP BECAUSE YOU ARE TINY AND YOU ALMOST PASS OUT AND SOMEHOW THE LIFEGUARD SEES NOTHING; THE SPEED OF YOUR DOG RUNNING TO HELP YOU SO FAST HE SNAPS HIS LEATHER LEASH | image tagged in fastest thing possible | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
963 views • 2 upvotes • Made by ThatDogUNDERSCOREPink 4 years ago in shitposting
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1 up, 4y
This actually happened. I had nightmares for months. I still remember the feeling of "I'm about to die and I never even saw a pg13 movie". Im not trying to get pity or follows or upvotes or anything, I am just saying this is true. also, SOMEHOW THE LIFEGUARD SAW OR HEARD NOTHING! I WAS SCREAMING AND SHE DIDNT NOTICE! My mom got her fired. she was a terrible lifeguard. she deserved it.
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WHEN YOU ARE 7 YEARS OLD, PLAYING TAG WITH A 5 YEAR OLD STRANGER IN A WADING POOL (LOOK IT UP), AND YOU GET CLOSE TO HIM AND SUDDENLY HE HOLDS YOUR HEAD UNDERWATER WHILE HOLDING YOUR ARM BEHIND YOU AND YOU CANT GET UP BECAUSE YOU ARE TINY AND YOU ALMOST PASS OUT AND SOMEHOW THE LIFEGUARD SEES NOTHING; THE SPEED OF YOUR DOG RUNNING TO HELP YOU SO FAST HE SNAPS HIS LEATHER LEASH