*vibes in Slytherin*

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLYTHERIN

Ravenclaw pog Slytherin meh

Y e s *vibes in Ravenclaw*

*Laughs in doesn't even care*

Cool

Yee

*laughs in Ravenclaw*

F**kingHufflepuffIsWhereEveryoneElseGoesIfTheyDontHaveADefiningTrait

At least they arnet jerks like S and G, and they ain’t dorks like R

Aren't*

Smh Ron should've been in Hufflepuff

:/

Agreed

HEY HEY HEY-

*bitchslaps you*

*kicks you*

*shows you how kneecaps are a privilege and not a human right*

*screm*
*pulls out my wand and twists your dick*

*pulls out my wand* Protego- *blocks your spell*

Damnit, I haved dueled in a long time-

*dives out of the way of the water* Shit-
*points wand at you* Oppungo, Avis!

Protego! *blocks the spell and immediately attacks again*
Expelliarmus!

Protego! *blocks the spell*

Expellariamus!- *disarms you*
Flipendo!- *flicks your wand far enough away and points my wand at you*

Protego! *blocks spell* f**k- Expulso!

*blocks the spell and steps back* Son of a- Aqua Eructo! *blasts a jet of water at you*

Protego Diabolica- *laughs* Gotta try harder than that

Bow ch-

*rolls eyes and flicks my wand at you* Confringo!-

Son of a aqua eructo, that’s a new thing

*gets wand knocked out of my hand*
F**k
*makes a dive for it and catches it*
Stupefy!

Ennervate!- *blocks the Stupefy spell*

Petrificus Totalus!

*doges the spell* Shi- Coloshoo!

K I N K Y

Griffendoors are often a bit arrogant

Unpopular opinion, but hufflepuff is really the best house

Hufflepuff is definitely the best house
*I say as a hufflepuff*

Lol

H m

Slytheren suck cause they do, griffin door is to self-obsorbed, and Ravenclaw a are bitches cause they think they’re so cool

Slytherins don't suck lmfao

Oh cmon, no offense, but give me one reason why they’re good

They're the entire reason why Harry Potter's story in hogwarts is interesting

They’re also the entire reason there was a snake under the school

Book two wouldn't exist if that snake wasn't there XD

Harry Potter wouldn’t exist if J L Rowling was dead

She isn't in the HP story, so that excuse is irrelevant

Also can we talk about how imagine you're a first year in Deathly Hallows, like McGonagall is fighting against Snape and ur just like: Yo wtf is going on

LMAO

Imagine a f**king big ass crow lives in your schools basement

Sounds pog

...

Its probably the most harmless out of a:
Snake
Honey Badger
And a Lion

True true-

Hufflepuff are actually low-key nice

I mean, they’re kinda lame house mascot wise

Be quite Hufflepuff