flat earth

s a t i r e e x i s t s b u d d y

Not all memes are true.

Except for mine. Mine are true as can be.

and more thousands about how it is wrong.

Yes, but those memes are lies and I can prove it.

evidence

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It's because we like to poke a little fun at those who lack the most important organ, a brain.

The most important organ is down there...

Can you prove that you have a brain?

I, for one, know that it is physically impossible for an object of that mass and size to be a flat disc for an extended period of time. And I know the science behind it.
So I guess I have a brain in there.

So somehow the earth can be a disk at this mass and size, but only for a little while? Do you realize how non-science that is?

An object with the mass of a planet can be a disk, or any shape for that matter, for a limited amount of time. However, because of its own gravitational pull, it will collapse, creating a sphere. In other cases, the objects rotational speed will determine whether or not it is spherical, or more oblong-shaped.

Cool, so you've been to space and watched this happen? Oh wait, you just look at CGI cartoons on Google and watch science channel bullshit that they feed you. I bet you swallowed all of the covid BS and stayed home to save lives. What a joke.

"Non-science"