(key sure, was hoping for botw too tho sadly at the direct

(In your face zelda fans haha)

(YES SOMEONE ELSE SAW IT)
(are we roleplaying this?)

(YES SOMEONE ELSE SAW IT.
The over one million people who did: uh- yeah.)
(Lmao yes we are!)

(Ok, uh, this is gonna be awkward but can i use my Octoling OC Vee?)

(Um, duh. Ofc you can. I’m using agent 17)

(Ok, vee is my agent 8)
Vee: heya dude, i presume you headin to the inkopolis(?) too?
(their on the train)

*the figure has a black hood covering there face* *they nod*

Kelp (what my salmoniod is called): *derp noises*
vee: shush! Sorry bout him, what's your name?

???: *doesn't answer*

Vee: uhh? Your name? Do you even have one? WAIT. (Lowers voice to a whisper) are you part of the squidbeak splattoon?

17: oh, i know almost anything about the splatoon. I collect a lot of sunken scrolls, and asking cuttlefish helps to.

Vee: oh, the closes things I have are the mem cakes, and that was only because I lost my memory

17: *also in a quietist voice* i found it all alone! I couldn't just let it die!

Vee: That's amazing! 17, you could have a little companion too!
Kelp: *happy and encouraging noises*

(17’s annoying to, but tbh she doesnt care she thinks any version of four is cute)
17: *giggles and swings legs*

Vee: So whatcha gonna do the first thing when we get to ‘Splatville’
(That’s what it’s called I believe)

17: mostly clothes for me. Do you- mind if i take my hood off?

Vee: sure!
(She took off her hood already at the train stop)

*i nod*

Vee: Cool, which number agent? I’m 8

*at the stop*
17: *ducks behind billboard*

Vee: *follows*

17: i do have to bribe him sometimes though... luckily, I’m good at cooking.

Vee: interesting

17: b-but i have no idea how to take care of whatever hatches out of this thing!

vee: Hey, i can help you, us agents should stick together right?
kelp: *more happy noises*
Vee: Kelp can help too

17: *takes a golden egg out of her backpack*

Vee: OMG! Is that a golden salmoniod egg?! (She’s using a quiet-ish voice so others don’t hear)
Kelp: ?! *shocked noises*
Vee: hush kelp
Kelp: :(

17: yeah. When we get to the stop, i wanna show you something.

Vee: Sure!

*under my breath I quietly whisper* “17.”

Vee: didn’t know there was a 17, but that’s cool

17: if you know me at all, i like to dig into things. And let me tell you, the TEA. You fought three and then passed out, but I’m not sure how you got in the metro...

Vee: ...how did you know?
(Vee is actually glad that 17 had started to open up to her)

17: ok- but promise you wont grimace or anything. *she takes it off, and theres a huge scar across her eye*

Vee: wow, how did that happen?

17: i think four is really cute!

(Wait your agent 4? My agent 4 is basically the most annoying thing in the splatverse)
Vee: I smell ship, that’s cool

17: i just joined recently. Can you keep a secret?

Vee: of course

17: ok, now dont freak.

Vee: alright then

17: o-ok! Sure!

17: get new gear. And food. Ive been lost in the wasteland for about a month, and boy am i sick of stale crabby cakes.

Vee: Good idea! Kelp here has been helping me about with food and stuff but I do agree about the weapons part

17: o-ok! Sound good!

17: i got hit by a chaos gang. Luckily it swelled a lot at first, so my eye was padded and i can see fine.

Vee: that must’ve hurt, I think I had an experience similar but I can’t remember...
(Referencing to before the octo expansion where 3 and 8 had a little fight before cap’n cuttlefish, 3 and 8 were knocked out, but 8 doesn’t really remember it)

*still under my breath, i say* “well, not in order- i got to pick.”

Vee: interesting