Flowey, you don't have legs.
How will you use anyone's spine as a jump rope?

Don't mind him. He's just salty.

Y tho

He just died and was reincarnated as a flower.

The only person I ship dust with is blue

What if I ship dark Flowey with a bleeping weedwacker! Hehehe...

Oh god

You spook me

God please no

Flowey would surely die!

"hey remember that kid?"

"yeah, for some reason a flower tore their body open and used it as a jump rope"

"well I mean, they were warned"

"yeah you have a point they probably earned it"

"hey wanna get some fried snow?"

Shattered gave me a new spine and healed me

of course

that actually sounded like something jevil would say

You multi-shippers...
A disgusting lot, you are.

HEY!!!!!

It's just my opinion, don't get too offended.

Run for your life flowey is coming for you

Wth Flowey. I'm not a shipper. So COUNT ME OUT.

Oh cool.

I heard someone on gamejolt.com shipped you with reaper sans so that you would die in one hit.

I HAD TO DO 110 NEUTRAL ROUTES TO BEAT YOUR OMEGA FORM WITH A NO-HIT! 120 PACIFIST ROUTES TO NO-HIT THE FINAL FIGHT WITH YOU THERE! I HOPE YOU DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE TO SAVE YOU FROM GETTING KILLED WHILE ON THE SURFACE FLOWE- *gets stabbed in the d**k by one of Flowey's vines* (Flowey): SHUT UP! *yeets me off the top of the empire state building*

THAT SOMEONE IS ME. I KILLED YOU 118 TIMES TO GET A FULL F**KING NO-HIT!

...

* P E R F E C T I O N *

B R U H, I mean that makes sense so you clean

=)

That ship is kinda canon so I'm cool with it.

WHO THE F**K WOULD SHIP FLOWEY AND DUST???

that diddly darn flower tore my body open, used my spine as a JUMP ROPE, and then Shattered had to come along, give me a new spine, AND HEAL ME!

Uhh... Yeah.

I ship dussic and dustberry. is that alright flowey? (and DON'T tell me dussic is self-ship because I don't care)

i mean, he did warn you

yup

Finally!!! Someone who understands