Bowser's Fury Spoilers

So is Jesus

.._

His fursona is the Easter Bunny

Come here kids, its the Easter Bunny. Don't worry, your parents won't find your bodies!

Warning: Spoilers ahead.

How is Mario supposed to defeat a massive Fury-enhanced Bowser "normally"? 'Cause unless there's an absolutely massive axe that I don't see, the Giga Bells are the only option. Also, Bowser is a giant, fire-breathing, spiky-shelled turtle, whose nemesis eats mushrooms to grow bigger, and flowers to shoot fire. Many of the occupants of this world are people with mushrooms for heads, and sound like heavy smokers. What is the definition of "normal" here?

Furry? Get out

You said you're a furry

I was talking about Mario is a furry

Ah, ok. You can stay.

.._ *yee*

GG

GG

My tablet's dead, see ya

OOF

Yes. Also did you know Jesus has a fursona?

Y tho

Welp, he choose furry so 4yhgvf.jpg (click to show)

Of course Mario becomes a giant cat to defeat fury bowser. 1, it was in the trailer, and 2, Mario alone literally can't defeat fury bowser, so giga feline Mario (or whatever it was called, I can't remember) is the only way.

i like this bc i like mario

alternate titles for bowsers fury

Bowsers Furry
bowsers moody monday
bowser invests in rage
bowser goes to thick furry con
bowser kills a plumber and bowser jr
bowser drinks too much choccy milk and vomits it on mario in fire form

Lol

bowsers furry

Giga Lion Mario

beeg lion cat thing

*Bowser's a Furry spoilers

have u played it yet?
because he was always a furry in Mario 3d world and Mario 3 and Mario 3d land

I don’t cuz i only have a 3DS

wait W H A T?

mario cant be a furry....NO

SO LONG GAY BOWSER! *mario noises*

i had too post it i play mario 64 i had too

bowsers FURRY

U mean FURY

was a joke

Also why would junior be working alongside Mario as P2 to fight his own father? Like that's just messed up. I was also glad Super Mario 3D World came out because they could finally put Peach in an official Mario platformer. Sadly she is not only EXTREMELY slow, but you could literally just get Tanooki Suit and works better than a peachachute lol. Toad is some speedy boi. With Toads speed, Luigi's 5-6 block jumps, and Mario's parkour skills and agility, BOOM you got the opposite of Peach. Also Mario don't have to simp his ass off since Oddeyssey

You deserve a break Mario

Because Bowser Jr. thinks that Bowser went way too far.

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you dont see a lot of ppl with that name

No not really

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im gonna follow u

Thanks!

You're so very welcome.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5juBmmXoW7I&t=555s

It was probably a Rickroll, but it was restricted.

Ye

I followed u also

Cool

sorry I'm just extremely depressed. my bestest friend just betrayed me for being a Christian, thanks for making my day a little better :)