YEET

Sureee

I’ll use Jake! A Yellow colored inkling who doesn’t like to talk

Mk, I'll use Boopers, a Orange colored Octoling.

Kk. I’ll start.
Jake: *Walking around* ... *Sits down*

((Could I join dis rp, or is it only 2 people-

(Idk.)

*Izzy is just sitting on a bench, reading her book*

*Jake sits on the ground, listening to music*

*Boopers pops walks out a nearby store with her white hoodie*

Jake: *Looks at Bloopers* ...

Can Izzy join?

S U R E W H Y N O T?

Vee (octoling): Hiya, you going for a turf war?

Jake: *Nods*

Vee: Cool, I’m headed there too! What’s your name, I’m Vee

Jake: *Writes down* *Shows notepad*
Notepad: Nice name! I’m Jake. I really don’t like to talk much. So this is the best I can do with communication.

Vee: Alright then Jake, good luck! Hope we are in the same match!
(With the power of role play they are in the same match)

Jake: *Pulls out his Brush and waits for the match to start*

Vee: *prepares her dark tetra Dualies*

Jake: *Waves to Vee*

Vee: *waves back *

*Match Starts*
Turf War! Claim more turf than the opposing team!
3
2
1
GO!

Jake: *Covers some turf and places a few Ink mines*

Vee: *immediatly starts heading towards the sides, ready to attack anyone that comes within shooting range*
(Which map?)

(Backbelly skatepark)
Jake: *Splats two enemies*

vee: *seeing the coast is clear she runs up to the middle pillar and splats the sniper dude up there and then booyahs*

Jake: *Uses splashdown on five enemies, booyahs, and goes to cover more turf*

Vee: *super jumps to another teammate which is in a 2v1, and then from midair point she splashdowns splatting one and letting the teammate finish the other guy off*

5
4
3
2
1
*The game stops*
Jake: *Waits for results*

vee: *wondering if she screwed up somewhere and internally cringes at that death where she tried to superjump away from a 2v1)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand...
(The team ink color was Cyan btw)
CYAN WINS!
Jake: YES!

Vee: BOOYAH! *hi-fives jake* Nice job you did there dude

Jake: Not so- *Covers mouth* *Writes down*
Notepad: Whoops. Sorry about that. Not so bad yourself! You did pretty good!

Vee: *blushes out of embarrassment* heh, thanks pal. uh, this might be a sensitive topic but why don't you like talking?

Jake: *Writes down on notepad*
Notepad: Long story since all the way back in 2nd grade.

Vee: ok, your voice sounds nice though

Jake: *Writes*
Notepad: Thank you. Maybe I should talk. But I don’t know yet.

Vee: not gonna force ya, i...know what it's like to be forced
*shudders as she remembers commander tar tar
(she's agent 8)

Jake: Thats a good point.

Vee: didn't think he would actually speak, heh, mayb eif you spoke more you might get better with it. Ok now it just sounds like i'm trying to force you oh well, oops was i rambling? Heh.

Jake: Naw. It’s fine. Imma go to Crusty Sean’s. I haven’t eaten breakfast so I’m pretty hungry.

Vee: I might head over to anmo knights, check out what Sheldon’s got

Jake: Yeah

vee: sorry 'bout that

Jake: It’s chill

(Icy? You still there?)

(Sorry went to bed cause phone died)

*portal opens not far from splat city and i shoot out and hit the side of a building*

Jake: What the...

*inklings look up at building*

Jake: ...

(inside building)

*gets up* and.....im back to this place...of course I am..why wouldn't I be?

Jake: *Squid jumps into the building*

*notices them jump in* oh come on *grabs pistol and runs to stairs to make it to the 35th floor*

Jake: *Follows him*

*races up stairs*

Jake: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!

*darts into cover on 36th floor then you hear reloading sounds*

Jake: What the hell...

*i flip around with my gun pointed at you*

Jake: *Points his splatter shot at You*

were am i....who are you...

Jake: Jake.

im danny...*starts to lower gun*

Jake: Why are you here?

well...its a long story and i dont think i have time to explain because i can see inkling swat running up the stairs

Jake: *Runs to the restaurant*

*everything is destroyed and everyone in there is standing back staring at me*

*leans up* im ok jake lets go

(sirens get louder)

Jake: ... Ok!

*runs out* we need a safe place to hide!

Jake: Follow me!

OK *runs with you*

Jake: what the...

PUSH IN *runs into building and takes cover behind wall*

Jake: *Does the same*

*taking fire*

YOU GOT A FRAG!?

Jake: wat

wait...yeah i got one *tosses it into the entrance were they are shooting*

*another BOOM and screaming from right in front of you*

Jake: What the...

whats wrong!?

ello boys what up and HOLY- *projectiles whiz past me* WHY ARE YOU GUYS TAKING FIRE

ITS A LONG STORY HOMEBOY FOR NOW JUST GRAB A INK BLASTER AND SHOOT

boy-o

OKIE DOKIE *unsheathes paintball AR-15 with a vertical grip, eotech 552 sight, osprey supressor, green laser, and ballistics tracker

woah sick gun homeboy. im just stuck here with M1911

PAINT THE TARGETS

WHERE ARE THE TARGETS

UP AHEAD!!!!

COVERING FIRE *pops off half the mag onto the oppressors, taking two out*
"hey would you look at that, two to the chest & one to the head! BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH"

WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHATS GOING ON HERE

lol

*unsheathes automatic aa-12 with extended mag* let's play some paintball, eh sport?

HK416 TIME

Jake: *Walks into a alleyway*

*hides behind corner*

*exhale* I think we lost em

Jake: Yeah.

*sits down* well now that that's over. wanna hear how i got here? you asked before

Jake: Yes.

ok so..its all started when I was....13? I think (im 15 rn) and I was hiking alone and i found this weird purple glowing rock and it teleported me to a different dimension. now it teleports me to different dimensions if there a great evil or a huge problem in the dimension because apparently I'm *does quote fingers* worthy. and ive been through like...51 dimensions? im not sure anymore.

Jake: Do you want to die or not? Get. In. The. Machine.

i feel like i will die if i get in there!

Jake: JUST DO IT!

o_o.....welp here we go

*gets in*

Jake: *Pushes a button*
*Theres a white flash*
Jake: Ok. You may step out of the machine.

am i dead? or was i turned into like some mutant?

Jake: *Hands him a mirror*
(He’s an inkling)

*the camera zooms out of apartment as i scream at the top of my lungs*

Jake: What? Now they will never notice it’s you!

how long am i stuck like this!?

Jake: Well, to turn you back, I have to put you back in the machine. But not now. First, we find the problem. Second, we fix it. Third, I turn you back and you can leave.

ok thank god. I thought I was stuck like forever. but ad least my clothes are clean

Jake: So where is the problem?

i dont know.....do we wait?

Jake: Sure.

*looks at watch* maybe I'm just stuck here. *huge explosion from the splatfest stadium. never mind forget what i said *loads pistol and runs out*

Jake: Holy crap

*tosses frag inside* FRAG OUT

*theres an explosion then smoke coming out of entrance

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are you in need of possible assistance

POSSIBLE ASSISTANCE!? MAYBE

haha HTF Ops go brrr

Jake: Nothing

come on jake PUSH UP theres more coming in!

Jake: Oh...

yeah *chuckles* like I said its a long story

Jake: Yeah.

so how about you? what's your story?

Jake: Nothing you wouldn’t expect tbh. I’m just a ordinary inkling.

oh..i feel like your a criminal now because your harboring a fugitive.

Jake: But you have done nothing wrong yet...

i destroyed a building and restaurant. and i shot out a portal so the fbi is gonna be all over me

Jake: Oh

so i just gotta survive and take care of the problem here. and then i can go to a diff dimension. hopefully i dont die there

yeah....so im hungry wanna eat something?

Jake: So how do you go to different dimensions?

it i have to shake squeeze this *pulls out glowing orb*

Jake: Hell yeah!

Jake: Oh.

but yeah lets just go eat *gets up*

Jake: Yeah!

wait..first i gotta get cleaned up im still look like i died and came back

Ok.

gotta a dry cleaner place or something?

Jake: I have a better idea! Follow me!

*follows you*

Jake: *Walks into his apartment*

nice place bro

Jake: Yeah. *Shows him a weird machine*

what is that??

Jake: Just step in. *Cuts off a piece of his tentacle*

OH HOLY COW DUDE.

you just...

Jake: Yeah. *Puts the cut off part on a pad next to the machine*

o_o.........im disturbed and curious at the same time

Jake: Wait! *Takes his pistol and instead hands him a Inkbrush* Bullets are useless. Use that instead.

what does this do?

Jake: No time to explain. Let’s go. *Goes to the stadium*

oh um ok then! *hooks it on my backpack and pulls out M1911*

Jake: *Running to the stadium*

*there's inklings with black masks on shooting guns in the air scaring away everyone else from the area.*

me: what is this payday 2!?

Jake: Holy shit

welp you know what they say! WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK *wastes 4 rounds at them and injures one* GET TO COVER

Jake: *Ducks into his ink*

*watches that happen* is that what this thing does!? *brushes paint on floor and i fall into it* AHH-

Jake: Here’s the rundown. Attack them with your ink to splat/kill them. Do not get hit by enemy ink. You can “swim” in your ink by going squid mode on top of it. Every time you use your weapon, you loose ink. You can recharge ink by “swimming” in your color ink. Ok? Ok.

ok sounds good!

*swims in ink towards the robber inklings then i jump out and stab one*

(i then get shot at by the rest of them and now im in cover)

Jake: *Splats two and swims away*

wait what happens if you get spla- *gets hit by ink* AHHH OH GOD IT BURNS!!!

*gets into cover* OW DEAR GOD

Jake: Yeah. It hurts.

I CANT TELL *gets shot at by ink* WE GOTTA MOVE *peeks corner and shoots 5 rounds*

Jake: *Splats two more* One left!

JUST FOR THE OUTSIDE.

*the last puts me in a choke hold from behind me and is shaking me around* HOLY SH-

*gagging*

Jake: *Splats the last one*

*falls onto floor gasping for air then i catch my breath* thanks!! *grabs pistol* lets move

*runs to entrance of the stadium*

Jake: *Follows*

*holds the side of my stomach* ow....ok you ready peeks in through entrance and there's 2 hostiles with guns pointed at the door*

Jake: I’ll tell them you mean no harm on one condition.

you sure thats gonna work?

Jake: I don’t know. But I need to try.

ok ima go over here then *stand by window ready to jump out*

(the swat race up the stairs to were you are)

Jake: It’s fine! He shows no hostility!

*swat crew* MOVE OUT THE WAY *they push you out of the way and point guns at me*

(them:) FREEZE

Jake: ...

*i do a sarcastic salute before smashing through the glass and falling out the building*

sorry guys gotta go!

Jake: *Runs down the stairs*

*as im falling i pull out a bounce pad lookin thing and throw it to the floor im about to land on

me: HERE WE GO *tightens up*

Jake: *Makes it to the bottom* What the..

*bounce pad appears and i bounce off it and fly to the other side of the city and slam into a restaurant*

me: i cant stop destroying things cant i?..

boy-o