or love~

I beg your stupid shitty pardon?

-_-

wat

I'd say "lol why" or... depending on my mood, tho.

mk

Or "your words have pierced my heart, I feel alive... after all these years, it's like this is the moment I've been waiting for all my life. Will you marry me?"

what the fu-

so whens the wedding?

It was yesterday. . .

we got married yesterday? the hell?

your very welcome

Now that I'm alive... here you go-

DAMN *INHALE* YOUUUUUUUU

*hugs back* lmao okay

You too .~.

*runs away crying*

You missed it, you friccin' love of my non-existent love life!
You missed it!

*WHEEEEEZE* LMFAO I- AHHAHAHAHAHA WHY IS THIS IS FUNNY LMFAOOOO-

I- I'm sorry-

Ok... no. Don't cry.
I brought you the Divorce Cake, it's d e l i c i o u s .

i NeVer loVed YoU aNywAys
*throws cake to the ground and walks away dramatically*

*wakes up to dig a grave*
I'm sorry for dying on your porch, I promise I won't do that again.

*WHEEEEEEEZE* ITS FINE-

NO NO NO .
Come here...

;-; what

Wha-

whyre yo stalking me lmfaoooo

Lmao I'm not I was replying to a comment and saw that

yeah yeah

Lmao

*you

I f**KiNg hAte y- *dies of BreakUp*

*scoff* dont even die- its so annoying-

*cries in guchi*

okay then :-]

*huggggg* yus >w<

*huggggg* (:

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

s h u t

Lmao

S w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a

s h u t

Lmao

lol

I’d be like:

XDDD

Yuh

XDDDD

*wheeze*