omfg

May I give you soft head pats

*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP*

yos

Pg has found his mother!

yes

Mother? Mother, is that you?

hmmmm

*starts to walk away* mother. Please don’t leave again

oop

Mother don’t! *car hits her* NOOO

wow....UM

*lucid dreams start playing*

*glitches away

*Instant transmissions next to her* you think only you know that trick?

*conrinues glitching

*continues ITing*

*hits u on the head and u pass out

*wakes up* the f?

* u see im gone

*puts hand on head, starts to feel around for your ki energy and when he finds it, he teleports to you* Found ya! *pats*

ITS STARTING TO HURT YA KNOW?!?!?!

*running in the 90’s starts to play* COOL *ok it’s really hurting now*

stap

*goes ssjgod* my pat power is over 90000! *ok it’s starting to hurt you*

oop

NOOOoO!
My ox: *flys down* dude wth are you screaming?

*hisssss

Bun bun hiss! *pets even faster*

idk

R a b b I t *pats head*

wat

Exactly

HIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

My saiyan oc: *busts in* I can pat faster! *pats head very hard and very fast*

NO WORDS

Might I ask. Wtf are you a bunny

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPp

*goes ssj3* NEVER *your head starts to smoke from all of le pats*

*GASP*

Mother....Its me, Phone Guy

wat

oml

yes

yes