Spire

I wouldn’t kiss you.

My family f**king sucks, and I have no friends.

My family (asode feom my brother) sucks too, so felt that.

Yeah. Today my mother went to her friend’s house 30 minutes away for a haircut, and it took two hours. My sister and brother just yelled and hit each other, while I was just sitting there.

(**aside. GODDAMMIT)

You think your autocorrect is bad, after about 2 years my phone still won't acknowledge that "locomotive" is a word and thinks I have a large interest in lockboxes

Jokes on you I don't use autocorrect lmao

idk.

well i hate my family and friends...
id probably let them be killed them kiss you

Ok fair, but what if you were chained up with no way to escape and it was a closed area underground and you had no devices?

as long as i was with you i wouldnt care

Ok then?-

*wheeze*

Welcome death with open arms.
And most of my family sucks anyways.
Besides my..
Nope, they all suck .-.

Duh, of course

Yes I would

Call the police

If you had no devices with you and you were chained to a wall, then what?

Try to get out

Smart boi, but if you couldn't then what?

All honesty, nothing would happen to my family

they all know how to defend themselves, even my baby 4 year old brother

(if anything were to happen, I would go creepypasta mode and murder)

you wouldn't have to threaten my family for me to kiss you -w-

BOI-

*smiles and tilts head*

Oh no-
Cute-
*falls over lmao*

*lays beside you* -w-

Eep! *cuddles you because I would be cold boi*

*cuddles back* =w=

"Warm- " *would probably purr*

*would probably be smiling my ass off and maybe dozing off*

hmm
well i wouldnt kiss you my friend knows how to defend herself and my family...oh well they can die

How tf would you defend yourself if you were stuck to a wall with no way to escape-

i said my friend can defend herself

If your friend was non existent tho

well i still wouldnt kiss you

Ok that's fair.

Then what =>=

wtf
umm sure

Ok but be honest, would you kiss me anyway?

Obviously.

*kisses you* Dating or not, you're still mine.

no
stop

Why?

because
stop

But why?

because no

Please?~ :<

*sighs*

I would kiss you ofc

Pardon?

That was a big brainer move lmao

*audio through speaker: your family, friends, and you can exit.*

XD