President Trump wins 2-0!

If we knew how happy you'd be for him to lose the election and be impeached but avoid conviction, we'd have just done THAT four years ago!

So, why didn’t you?

But—did you see the faces of the CNN reporters after the acquittal? 🤣

How many times do I have to tell you clowns - nobody watches CNN, just you guys. You guys are obsessed with them. I have no idea why.

I only watch CNN for the comedy. Their reporters are hilarious.

Yeah, you remind me of the people who claimed they watched Jersey Shore ironically. And thus made up literally their entire fan base.

Come on! You’ve got to admit that this is hilarious. 🤣

I don't think I do, no.

What about this?

Nobody cares. Do you realize, by trying so desperately hard to make me read this stuff, you're doing more advertising work for CNN than they have EVER done with my demographic?

Apropos commercials. If I see a company that presents a commercial on CNN—I buy a product from its competitor. 🤣

I have NO IDEA who advertises on there and who doesn't.

But that's what you're here for, right? You're going to give me a list of CNN's advertisers. You hate them so much that you're going to do their work for them.

And they read Time...