Vote for the Apocalypse party!

Umm, mister SurlyKong?

I just got a call from the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse.

They think you're mocking them.

They know I'm not. The apocalypse party supports building a Galaxy Destroying Laser. We support lowering the Meme Tax from 10 memes per week to only 1 meme. We support Free Spam for all members. These are all important issues to the 4 horsemen. Plus I'm one of the 4 horsemen (I can't tell you which one, it would ruin the suprise...)
Tl,dr: Vote Beez for president, not the [fake] apocalypse party.

Sir...
I mean the REAL Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death.

There IS only the original Four Horsemen. For legal reasons I can't reveal anymore.

How can you possibly be one of the four Horsemen..? The four of them are talking with my boss right now!
(Now,don't tell anyone I told you this, but they don't actually ride horses.)

...
Unless, of course, there are multiple realities' versions of the Horsemen existing at the same time in this reality.

If I was infact [redacted] I could easily be here and talking with the great Goatfire at the same time. Goatfire understands the need for a Galaxy Destroying Laser to deal with imgflip's evil.

...I'm gonna go with my multiple realities theory instead of that one.

That's your decision.
[Redacted] is not beholden to any authority other than the Old Laws, laid down before the creation of the galaxy, and will continue his campaign of [redacted.]

Wait, it gets better...

The cursed memes are strong with this one!

Okay, putting all those happy concepts in front of the four horsemen was just funny

Thx for voting Beez :)

The apocalypse party is just a joke. So I'll keep telling people to vote for you and Beez, (just to protect my knees, lol.)