CrabHighPriest

beevrios: fight_meeeeee

Jade: Alright. Make the crab gods favor me

beevrios: voidslash!

Jade: *leaps out of the way* I CALL UPON THE GIANT CRAB *a giant crab appears*

sorry that took me 4ever. it didnt give me a notification
bevrios: i gotta get outta here! *halfwalks*

*giant crab charges at bevrios*

beevrios: ha! you only hit half of me!
JMR (james mcrath): yo wassup. OH DAMN WHAT IS THAT HUGE THING!!!

*the giant crab picks up Beevrios in a claw*

beevrios: *reverse halfwalks out of crab claw
JMR: its so...........SHINY!

*the giant crab attempts to spear Beevrios with a leg*

beevrios: *cuts off the leg with voidslash*
JMR: i have just the song for this *plays crab rave on trumpet*

HAHA YES
*the giant crab seems to grow in strength and it swings a claw down towards Beevrios*

beevrios: *halfwalks to crab dimension
JMR: where's the real jade?

Right here -.-
*the giant crab follows*

JMR: i was just a distraction! *mirages back to tigre*
beevrios: here i am, the crab temple. oh great crab god! please tell your crabs to stop attacking me!

*the crabs do not comply*
You fool, you absolutely buffoon, the crab gods will always favor their high priest
CRAB ARMY I CALL UPON YOU
*an army of crabs swarm Beevrios as the giant crab swings for them*

but beevrios is in the crab dimension
tigre: *google searches what crabs eat* come here crabs! i have fish, worms, squids and starfish.

(I went to the crab dimension-I am the high priest of crabs-)

sorry it took me so long to reply.its my brothers birthday so...... anyways!
beevrios: fine, then i will destroy the crab dimention! *rips apart the space-time fabric with ultra voidslash

*the crab gods hold it together*
(Mistake)
CRAB GODS USE ME AS A VESSEL TO UNLEASH YOUR VENGEANCE
*I grow and morphs in the photo shown in the meme, I am the size of a large house*

beevrios: cheezits rice. guess i'll die
tigre: hey crabs! look over here!

*I grab Beevrios while Tigre is swarmed by blue crabs*

beevrios and tigre: sike!
beevrios: *halfwalks behind jade and voislashes
tigre: *plays crab rave and the crabs stop attacking and start dancing*

(Dude you can’t control my characters)

(sorry people have controlled mine in the past)

hello

(It is considered bad manners to control other peoples characters, not everyone knows that though)

sorry. anyways, back 2 tha fight

beevrios: welp, that didnt work
tigre: do it crabs, pull the trigger

How does one do such things?

I am the crab high priest, the crabs lend me their power

But what power do that crabs possess?

I can summon magical crabs and use crabs the strengthen myself

Isnt that taking advantage of the crabs?

I served the crabs well so the crab gods allow me to use a small portion of their power. The crabs are happy to serve me because I am loyal to them

So you reward the crabs in exchange for there powers?

No, I serve the crabs and they reward me with powers

HOLYYY SPLODE THAT'S AWESOME!

I am their most loyal subject, that is why I can use the power of the crabs

I think i may understand now. But can the power of crabs beat the power of an octoshot?

Why don’t we find out

Lets.

Woah you drew Agent 17 yourself?

Yes!

Wow you're very good at art, I love it! And its very detailed too! ~unlike mine :v~

Lmao i draw a lot. But ty!

I draw a lot too :D
And yw haha

Have you seen my motosoke painting?

no not yet...

I CALL UPON THE GAINT CRAB
*a giant crab appears*

*17 aims her gun and starts dodging attacks, shooting in between*

*most of the shots hit a hard shell*
*the crab attempts to spear 17 with its legs and clamp them jt its claws*

*she squirms trying to get free before straight up biting the crab with her sharp front tooth*

*the crab tightens it’s grip*

*17 can hardly breath, and in one last attempt to break free she shoots the crab right in the eye*

*it yowls in pain but does not let go*
Do you yield?

17: i never hide form a fight.

*the crab’s grip tightens even more*
Do. You. Yield?

17: *shoots it in the other eye* do you want to keep your eyes!?

*the crab drops 17 in pain*
I CALL UPON THE CRAB RAVE TO HEAL THE GREAT CRABS OF BATTLE
*out of nowhere 10 crabs come walking out and stare dancing, Crab Rave begins to play from no distinguishable source*

*17 puts her earbuds in, playing fly octo fly ignoring the rave*

*the giant crab begins to heal*

*17 shoots it wherever she can; in the eyes, under the shell, through cracks in it*

*it heals to quickly as it reaches to grab 17 again*