Fun Fact: one half feels everything the other half does, such as injuries and.. this.

Ok

so what if they did each other it would be an infinite cycle of pleasure

GOOD POINT

Victoria: “Imma try something” *she high fives the blue one’s right hand, hard*

Portal (orange): ow-

*Victoria gives some ear scratches to the orange one*

Portal (blue): *purring*

*Victoria give the blue one an apple* “Eat a little bit of it.”

Portal (blue): ok? *nom*

Portal (orange): why do I taste something.

*Victoria sees a jackhammer just sitting there* “Hey, wanna ride it, Orange?”

Orange: WHAT-

Bloo: not you-

Portal (orange): wdym by ride?

*She places the orange one on the jackhammer and turns it on* “Hold on to the handles”

Portal (orange): alright..

*he holds onto them.*

*The jackhammer starts*

Portal (blue): *vibrating*

Fakie: two more people to torture-

Sunstorm: *kills self*

Bloo: *stabs Fakie*

Fakie: it appears I have been stabbed, and now I am bleeding out| *she gets pulled into a portal*

Sunstorm: they didn’t time the kidnapping of Fakie well today- wait why did I say that

that's creative

and love how their name is portal

UH OH