oh god here it comes

having my brain pulled through my digestive track out of my anus and then fed to a dog, beaten with a dull axe 17 times in the chest, showed in an iron maiden and having the door slammed on me 34 times, and having my atoms ripped from each other and scattered on the surface of the hottest star is preferable to your presence.

How imaginative, sorry you feel that way about yourself. Call the Suicide Prevention Hotline today at 800 273 8255.

or idk

I don't think I will. if you feel that way about me ending my existence in the most torturous way I can think of, please commit not alive.

go commit god said no

seems you have ended this exchange, I cannot defy the lord above. that would probably end badly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

lol, nice roasts tho.

upvotes? upv o t es? ¿sǝʇoʌdn

you want it? it's yours, my friend.

*cue music*

let's go peoples

Being allowed to ride with humans in a bus is an upgrade for you

the title "human" is an upgrade to you

Flamingo fan!!!!!!!!!!

you are soldier you must wiiiiiiiinnnnn
win win
we can has can

Not a roast

thanks lol

you can do much better than that

Your as heretical as furry

by the pope, roast me, not yourself. again!

by the Emporer how much of a shithead are you you f**king heretic

kid, as much as i respect you, due to the fact that you can't even spell a simple word such as "emperor" i regret to inform you that your brain is smaller than your c o ck.

Your a very likable person

And you are not

I look up to you in Life

Is that cause you're short?

I think i got a critical, are you dead?

oh goodness me have you given up already? ROAST me, not try to seduce me

there's Tinder for that

alas, you already tried tinder

Bro I'm a minor

this is roast me, not i roast you

you roast like a boomer, it was hard to tell

you're not about to let yourself be roasted by an 11yo, are you?

Does he even have one?

there's a "small" chance

badumcrash

These cock jokes are... soft...

here's another reason, maybe get some s l e e p ?

No, im going to stay up all f**king night

then stop playing minecraft on a windows xp, oh wait you can't afford anything else, my
b a d

For the record, its a gaming laptop from 2017

yes sir, this post right here, i'm a minor- oh, your business card? "acuity12", say that's a nice name

Yes

hey furry boi

What

ok lol

I've done it three times already, this will be the 4th

you know when you said that you were ugly? that was the one time in your life you were right about something

this is gonna backfire innit

I have full render distance on, but I still can't find who asked

this is a BATTLE