What a cute kitty~

Lit: It's actually....
Clear: Kinda...
Astro: CUTE!!!!!

Lux: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK MY PEOPLE ARE CHIPS?

Sparky: idk... but damn, you’re finger-lickin’ good~

Astro: *slaps sparky* N O

Sparky: ow-

Bloo: welp at least I stopped consuming KFC.

Astro: Sorry sparky, but please no-

Sparky: alright-

Lux: WHAT-

Astro: YOUR SO CUTE-
Clear: You have a boyfriend.
Astro: Just because I called Lux cute doesnt mean I have feelings for him.

Bloo: *wondering how is Astro going to do it with Gyrolt*

Astro: *going red* Bloo, stop thinking unholy thoughts.

Bloo: no. *now imagining Mr. Dusk and Sir Dawn doing it despite being brothers*

Astro: ... I really need to stop tuning into your mind..

Bloo: *now imagining Weenie Burger being mutilated*

Sparky: PLEASE STICK TO THE BURGER.

Astro: Sparky, you can read minds as well?

Sparky: *watching through a holographic screen above Bloo’s head* I guess?

Sir Dawn: I can also see people’s minds.

Mr. Dusk: I mostly manipulate them.

Astro: Ooooo... I only can enter people's minds if they make a deal with me.
Cloudy: BILL-
Astro: IM NOT BILL, DO NOT COMPARE ME TO THE YELLOW SPACE DORITO

Gyrolt: *to Astro* “But not as cute as you.”

*Astro goes red as a cherry* Awwww.... *She pokes her paws together* <3
Clear: -_-

Gyrolt: “You’re welcome”

Astro: <3
Clear: Stop flirting with her-

Gyrolt: “Like that’s ever going to happen”

Clear: YOU JUST DID-

Gyrolt: “Well, you’re right but, I like her and she likes me.”

*A mysterious purple substance lands on Astro’s neck and she falls to sleep*

Astro: ...? *She falls on the floor asleep*

Gyrolt: “SHIT!” *he runs towards her, but purple translucent chains wrap around her and teleport away*

Gyrolt: “Shit, shit, shit, shit!”

Clear: WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT?!

Ollie: If you think that’s cute, wait until you see Rex as a cat!
Rex: It was once and I was sleep walking.
Ollie: Aw come on! Plzzzz?
Rex: NO!

Gyrolt: “I don’t know, but only people who us psionics can summon translucent chains”

Edge!Bloo: I’m sending the FBI to R-Taws’ house now, sayonara.

Clear: ..Im going to assume it was R-taws.

Gyrolt: “But he wouldn’t do that, unless...”

Clear: Unless what?

Gyrolt: “It was someone controlling him” *he teleports*

Clear: Oh jeez..

Bloo: SLAANESH.

Noa: why though?

Gold: oh.

Soar:...

Gold: what?...

Soar: oh nothing

Gold: mk.

Soar: I don’t know I just get like that sometimes

Gold: ok-

Soar: ok then bye I guess

Bloo: bye.

Soar: *flies Way*

Lux: Thomas..?

Thomas: yeah?...

Lux: are you alright?

Thomas: I don’t know... I just.... lux, do you think I will ever find someone who loves me? After everything I’ve done it seems impossible...

Lux: *shrug*

Thomas: i probably won’t... I don’t deserve happiness...

Lux: ...

Thomas: you agree right?

Lux: no.

Thomas: why not?

Lux: what thing?-

Soar: where I talk way too quickly and unintelligibly

Bloo: gotta go fast.

Soar: I also can fly super fast so yeah

Bloo: do you drink coffee-

Soar: no?

Bloo: I can only speak fast because of coffee, somehow.

Soar: it’s just what I do I guess

Bloo: mk-

Soar: and it isn’t a good think usually

BlooPan: *shrug*

Noa: why do you always change these two’s species?

BlooPan: idk, how are you not part cat but your sister is?

Noa: genes. My dad had the dominant trait of not being part cat and my mom was full on neko, so it balanced out to a 50/50 chance for us kids

BlooPan: now that makes sense.

Bloo: I thought your mom was a furry-

(I meant to say furry)
Noa: so yeah...

Bloo: oh.

Noa: anyway

Bloo: what-

Noa: nothing

Bloo: I guess.

Soar: it’s kind of a curse...

Gold: I HAVE A CURSE.

Noa: what kind of curse?

Gold: I turn into a wolf when a full moon rises...

Why did I say Noa?
Soar: I see...

(I didn’t notice-)

Gold: yep...

Soar: how did it start happening?

Gold: I’ve been scratched by a wolf when I was 13 or something, ever wondered why I wear long sleeves?

Soar: I don’t know you too well so no I didn’t notice

Bloo: mk.

Lux: what-

Noa: what what? Why is everyone saying what?

Bloo: I said what what, in the butt.

Orange: I said what what in the butt.

Bloo: you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?

Noa: uhhhh yeah I’m gonna leave

*the 2 Pipniks are now dancing to https://youtu.be/fbGkxcY7YFU*

Noa: *walks off*

Bloo: *wheeze*

Soar: *flies down*
Hi guys I haven’t seen you in a while what are you doing? I’m bored
*talking intensifies*

Lux: uhm- I’m fine yes-

Soar: oh I’m sorry I’m doing that thing again...

Bloo: *flashbacks to being a girl*

Thomas: *appears for some reason*
(Bloo was a girl?)

(His old design was a girl, but it was changed to his current one, who used to be non-binary but now he’s genderfluid.)

Lux: mrow.

Thomas: lux? Why are you a cat?

Lux: *shrug*

Thomas: *sad sigh*

Bloo: *in a depressed state*

Thomas: *also sad*

Lux: are you two okay?

Bloo: AHAHAHAHAHAA AM I TO YOU?

Thomas:...