If you get it, I'll marry you.

XDDDDD I GET IT

lamp stomps I?

it sits on the I-

or smashes?

I think its both-

"stomps"?
For God's damned sake...

idk bro,a fight could have happened xD

You're right... f**k you, tho 👽

when and where :3

.-.

Right now, to hell.

Drizzy, go to sleep.

ok

lamp smashes i.

Yes.

Initiating marriage in 3... 2...

1.

**kiss**

[marriage successful]

Good... what do we do now?

We go into my room and bear a child together, grandpa.

what in my incest kink shit is this

incest kink?
Are you serious ¿!?

yes

Ahhh, then accordingly, this shit shouldn't be happening in front of you, eh?

nope

Damn, bro...
I'm sorry 👍

Please don't call me grandpa, fOr nOw.

*materializes in your room*

ok daddy~

Yea... make your move, non-biological daughter.

But that's too violent to result in children. . .

That's the point.

beating her meat-i dont like that

Naah-
*shoves a cream-pie at your face*

PPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT- WTF...

It's a glass of lowfat milk I spilled.

you dirty minded bitch.

oh . ok .
What are we doing, this is not the way- take these to bear a child...
*offers you the pink and blue pills*

*swallows it*

Good, let's wait 30 seconds until the baby has to be delivered.
*tik tik 30 secs*

Is it there yet?

yes.

Am... am I a f-father now ?

It's our baby ...

*eyes moisten out of non-binary platonic love*
It's beautiful.
Are we going to name it?

You can name our child.

sus

O.o

This makes me feel uncomfortable. No child, wait till your 18, and after married. Please, the world incests on it.

But... but I just married her.

No Drizzy, are you drunk on chocolate?

What's the problem with it?!
It's the usual marital relations.

but your not 18 yet-

...................Okay now sleep

Woah woah woah chill

what?
That was the deal...

It's gonna be Cocoa, cuz chocolate.
What's the surname, tho?

Chocolate.

Cocoa Chocolate.
Sweet ~