Dumbo Fact #23

Mutant stick is gonna be ez lewdable

Oh no.

But i wont

Lit: What the fu-

StickCat: *snarling*

Lit: *visable fear*
*Ink razzy looms over him*

StickCat:

*Ink razzy's eyes were literally golden, and she grabs him, his body getting covered in some of her ink*

*he struggles to get out of her grip.*

*She then vores him*

StickCat: *screeching*

*Ink razzy laughs*

*he starts whimpering.*

*She pats her tummy* Dont worry Stickcat. It's nothing personal.

*lili jumps in and slashes ink razzy’s face*
Lili: how dare you you little bitch

Ink razzy: !?

Lili: I WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS
Noa: how tf does she know whenever he’s in danger?
*eyeroll*

Razzy: Bitch you cant Im ink-

Lili: IVE SLAUGHTERED TITANS YOU S**T

Razzy: HOW AM I A S**T!?

Lili: YOU ARE A GO***MN VORIST!
Noa: so is your boyfriend on some occasions
Lili: SHUT IT NOA

Razzy: Hey calm your ass down pussy cat. I have no idea what the f**k your talking about, Nor would I even touch stickcat.

Lili: *slow blink* WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! I JUST SAW YOU

Razzy: WTF DO YOU MEAN?! I DIDNT DO CRAP!

StickCat: *screaming bloody murder*

Lili: I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES
Noa: yeah you actually did just do that

Razzy: I HAVE NO MEMORY OF ME DOING THIS!

Lili: IT WAS LIKE A SECOND AGO

Razzy: Im telling you I have no memory...

Lili: bitch he’s probably still inside of you!

*Razzy shakes her head* And Im not a bitch.

Lili: YOU SICK, TWISTED, RRRRGHA!
*she tries to jump at her but Noa holds her back*
Noa: cmon sis, she genuinely doesn’t remember, probably multiple personality disorder or something

*Razzy shakes her head* I dont have that..

StickCat: *pops his head out of her stomach*

Razzy: WTF?!

iS tHaT aN aLiEn rEfErEnCe

StickCat: >:(

Bloo: *shows the footage he has of what happened*

Lili: I know you’re lying you terrible creature

*Razzy whimpers, a few golden tears come out*

StickCat: *covered in ink* I had to pull a chestburster.

Lili: so she did lie!

StickCat: she ate me for idk what reason...

Lili: WHAT THE F**K

StickCat: yep..

Lili: WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?

StickCat: I did almost lose control.

Lili: but did you do anything to her

StickCat: no..

Lili: so she just ate you for no reason?

StickCat: I think it’s to defend someone.

Lili: who?

StickCat: I couldn’t see... everything was blurry and blue....

Lili: she wasn’t with anyone that I saw

Bloo: it was Lit or something-

Lili: well then why the hell did she laugh at you?!

StickCat: I wanted out.

Lili: SO SHE WAS MAKING FUN OF YOU

Bloo: *shrug*

Lili: why are people like this

StickCat: idk...

Bloo: but hey, someone got happy!

Lili: who did?

Lili: who was happy?

Bloo: Mucky. :3

Lili: why? What happened?

Bloo: Lit is having twins!

Lili: OMG THATS SO EXCITING!

Bloo: EEEEEEE-

Lili: what are the genders?

Bloo: boy and girl.

Lili: lucky duck

Bloo: mhm.

Lili: well thats amazing

Lili: I-... I’m sorry... what I said was wrong... you probably are telling the truth, I don’t know what’s going on, I’m just very protective

RazzyL It's okie..

Lili: I’m really sorry I got so angry... I could have sworn I saw you eat him but who knows, maybe my eyes were tricking me

*Razzy nods*

Lili: I’ve just been through a lot lately... I need to get some sleep or something

StickCat: ;—;

*INk Razzy chuckles at Ink falls on stickcat again*

Mucky: *big concern*

Lit: Im concerned too Mucky-

StickEdge: me too.

Lit: Speaking of which.. Mucky.. I have something to tell you.

Mucky: ?

Lit: I know the baby's gender :D

Mucky: what is it?

Lit: *Takes a flame in her paw* This color will reveal the childs gender.

Mucky: woah...

*Lit nods* Are you ready?

Mucky: I guess.

*The flame in her paw goes pink*

Mucky: it’s a girl!?

Lit: *she nods*

Mucky: :D

*Then the flame goes blue*

Congo: *who was hiding somewhere* “TWINS!”

Zakaro: "Can I please eat my cookies in peace? Wait, twins!?"

Mucky: wait what?

Bloo: YOU’RE GETTING TWINS?

*Lit nods again*

Mucky: *extremely happy slime noises* TWINS!!

Lit: -w-
Clear: H U H ?

Bloo: Aight so one of them is a girl... *pulls out a shotgun* boys, keep an eye on that burger later on.

Portal: reporting for duty.

Orange: SIR YES SIR.

Astro: *her face goes dark* He wouldnt dare f**k around with a child.

Bloo: I mean, when she gets older... I think I remember him spying on Poff and Boi’s daughter despite her being a teen.

Astro: I'll muder that f**ker.

Bloo: *whispers to Orange* welp I guess no judgement ain’t her thing anymore.

Orange: *nod*

Clear: Astro snapped on Weenie burger, and she lost all hell on him, that's why she judges people now.

Bloo: when did it all happen?

Clear: Sometime when he came back.

Zakaro: "I want. To eat my cookies. IN PEACE!"

Bloo: we are not stopping you lmao.

Zakaro: "...So who has twins again."

Bloo: Lit!

Zakaro: "I dont know who that is but congratulations to them."

Bloo: mhm...

Clear: She's more of herself now.
Astro: Have I not been?

Bloo: *shrug*

Sketched: No sis.
Astro: No one asked you! >c<

Bloo: bro momento.

Lit: Have any ideas for names Mucky?

Gyrolt: “Can I give a suggestion?”

Mucky: *shrug*

Bloo: wait y’all remember when I named the ship of Lit and Mucky “Mitty”?