I call him Purple Carrot, and yes I mind. (yes carrots can be purple here is proof with a link to their history and present: https://properlyrooted.com/types-of-carrots/#:~:text=The%20wild%20carrot%2C%20Daucus%20carota%2C%20native%20to%20Europe,be%20classified%20by%20root%20shape%20and%20storage%20capability.)
