See Nobody Cares

well the last 2 are kind of true, but not Jewish...French, French space lasers

yeah for satellite defense. Space debris is an actual problem.

there's even some on nasa's website, they don't hide it
nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-french-space-laser-measures-massive-migration-of-ocean-animals

I care, because it can be used to fix the ozone layer

You should try quoting reality instead of imagination. It'd help you to better understand what you should care about and why.

About what the memes attributes to Q.