This is some bullshit right here

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

Tucker did it

SHEILA DID IT-

I would rather not get involved in this

ALL OF YOU SHUT UP

Y'know, I think I change my mind. I, wish, you'd, all, DIE!

No, really, guys- shut up
I had a whole song planned
Shut up! Shut up! Just shut the f**k up!

Living here's not going well!
This canyons my detention cell!
I feel the need to scream and yell!
I wish that you'd all BURN IN HELL!

Oh, oh, and it gets worse! I have been to jury duty 37 times! I always get the middle seat on flights! Last year, no one wished me happy birthday! F**k all of you! F**k everyone! And f**k this f**king song!

Want to know about my life? I'll tell you

My 9 to 5 is filled with misery
My girlfriend's always such a bitch to me
I think my death count's pushing three
I just don't get how this is hard to see
And as I lie awake at night?
I. Just. Want. To. DIE!

Oh please, you're overly dramatic

You're clearly, asymptomatic

Your life is not that dramatic

But your girlfriend is half aquatic

yes

yes

but, my name was -the_donut-, n o b o d y n o t i c e d

Wheeze