Its not to hard to make me laugh

Yeaa

If you ask Rick Astley to give you the movie Up, he will not do it, as he is never gonna give you “up.” But, at the same time, by doing this, he is letting you down. Logically this creates the Rick Astley Paradox.

*chuckles* fork ok you get page of upvotes

Thx!

How do you know you have a dead wife

Idk how?

When the dishes are piled up, and the sex is the same

Yes perfect

I- wheeze ok you get page of upvotes

If I make you laugh again can I get another page of upvotes

Sure why not?

So me and the fam were at a Chinese buffet
My brother asked where all the meat was, so answered with the pet aisle

Hmmmmmmm not wheeze worthy. No laugh

Ok

How

Whats smelly, stupid, and gay?
you
(jkjk)

:'<

Its actually just describing me, i just put it on other people for fun

I must be to small brain or something because I don't get it

I meant to say what.

It's a history joke.

Ye I know but I don't get it... Which is strange cuz I love the history of communist countries. Its reassuring to know how badly communism works.

yeah...

It was a dad history joke if those exist.