REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My PTSD from these parties XD

Dear god-

XD *pops confetti*

*hands you a whiskey glass*
I'm gonna get wasted-

Probably- *takes a sip*

Yup-
*grabs a whole vodka bottle and swishes a bit*

*sips a little more of my whiskey* Yeah-

*tips the vodka all the way up and slowly chugs it all*

Jeez- *swishes down the rest of my drink*

*tosses the bottle and burps*

*chuckles lightly*
Don't take this personally-
*breaks my whiskey glass on your head*

OW-
*winces and glares at you*
You should be glad you're newly wed to me because I'd shove my shotgun barrel up your ass-

*laughs* Aww that's sweet of you

Asshole-

Love ya

*rolls eyes*

*pulls you into a half drunken kiss*

*hic* *kisses back*

*throws my arm around you*

*giggles slightly and grabs another vodka bottle*

*laughs* good one

WASTED GTA LOVE BITCHES WASTED
WASTED IM ON THESE DRUGS I FEEL WASTED
WASTED GET' ER OFF MY MIND WHEN IM WASTED
WASTED I WASTE ALL MY TIME WHEN IM WASTED

She the cocaine in my basement
Imma doctor but im running out of patience
She told me she tryna get closer to satan
she be talking to him when she in the matrix

DAMN, why she so demonic
she medusa wit' a little pocahontas
something somthing
Something something

WASTED GTA LOVE BITCHES WASTED
WASTED IM ON THESE DRUGS I FEEL WASTED
WASTED GET' ER OFF MY MIND WHEN IM WASTED
WASTED I WASTE ALL MY TIME WHEN IM WASTED

She the cocaine in my basement
Imma doctor but im running out of patience
She told me she tryna get closer to satan
she be talking to him when she in the matrix

the uzi's verse that i dont give a shit about

WASTED GTA LOVE BITCHES WASTED
WASTED IM ON THESE DRUGS I FEEL WASTED
WASTED GET' ER OFF MY MIND WHEN IM WASTED
WASTED I WASTE ALL MY TIME WHEN IM WASTED

She the cocaine in my basement
Imma doctor but im running out of patience
She told me she tryna get closer to satan
she be talking to him when she in the matrix

*WHEEEZE*

moving on

mKAY

this one's better cause im here lol

Pardon?

i drank all the tequila hehe

Dear god

*wheezing* and i have more *pulls bottle out of bag and chugs*

Jeez XD

oki time for another *pulls out 7th bottle and chugs*

chug! chug! chug! chug! chug!

HELL YEA

Dear god XDDDD

i have an alcohol problem but it's oki

*keeps sipping my whiskey* Ight

*shoots you through the skull*

*walks back* I'm an A.I dumbass i can't die

so am i, im a exo

im just a BIT tipsy *falling over*

IM here too church! *pours beer on my fur*

*raises eyebrow* Why did yo- nvm

CUZ I F**KING CAN- *chugs two bottles*

These parties are about as energetic as I remember them beinf

*she puts her arm around church drunk as f**k* THATS WHY IS FUNNNNNNNN! *she drinks another bottle*

*sighs* *grabs a bottle and drinks it*
(I totally want to draw this scene, just everyone being drunk and im just in the middle just: The hell?)

(Do it.)
*Drunk furry noises*

*confused Church noises*

CLOUDY GUEESS- *hic* WHAT

WUT MOOKERS?

IM F**KING MARRIED TO MY- *hic* CRUSH-
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AND I'M WATCHING IT-
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I brought Tequila.

POG