*sits next to the cake, taking a slice when no one is watching*

*eyes you*

BRUH XDDD

YOU SAW NOTHING

YOU LITTLE SHIT-

*shoves the slice in my mouth*
HA- CANT GET IT NOW BI-
*quiets down and watches le wedding*

*rolls eyes*

*punches stomach* Now you cant have it

ew- but ok

What Mookie said XD

Save me some.

NP!

Yay.

LMAO

You and mookie getting married? Ayeee

Lmfao

UwU

Heyyyy

HOi

OI

*coughs*
IM WEARING A DRESS ONLY THIS ONE TIME F**KING TIME-

Ight-
*walks out and comes back dressed in formal garments*

Nice-
*blushes a tad bit*
Ya look good XD

XD thanks

Np-

oh my god why did the ship actually worked

LMFAO

Brings ak47

woah woah woah back it up pal-

Complimentary mustard?

Sure *hands you some mustard*

Hell yes don't get divorced or sum

Unfortunately we have to be divorced on Monday as per the deal I made with her

lmao sucks to suck

Eh XD

.

'Ello

yo...

Why the dots lmfao

O k .

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

tex+church

*walks in with a bible* Im here!

Hello

Where's mookie?

She's here

Alrighty. We can get started.

Mkay

Alrighty! Caboose, bring the rings.

*walks up* Alright! here are the rings.

Alright, Church Please take Mookie's ring.

*takes Mookie's ring*

Now, Put it on her finger.

Done

Alrighty. Now Repeat After me. I church, Promise to love, care, and Support Mookie.

I Church, promise to love, care, and support Mookie

I will stay by her side, And help her, Even in my darkest of minds. I will Love her, And under Swearful justice of God, Not Break her heart.

By the power bested in my furry heart, I now Pronouce Mookie, and Church, Imgflip Husband and Wife. You may now kiss the bride.

I will stay by her side, and help her, even in my darkest of minds. I will love her, And under swearful justice of God, not break her heart.

To have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part, according to God's holy law, in the presence of God I make this vow.

To have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part, according to God's holy law, in the presence of God I make this vow.

And let that be So. *walks over to Mookie*

Done

Congrats to you two -w-

Ty

Thank you -v-

I wanted to walk ya down the isle ;-;

I'm here

Mookie, Take Church's ring.

*takes Church's ring*

Put it on his finger.

Did it

*puts ring on your finger*

*puts the ring on your finger*

ROBBERY WHERE IS THE POLICE

Bow Chicka Bow Wow

SHIT

BRO XDDD

*kisses you*

*kisses back*

OWOWOWWOWOWOWOOWOWOWO

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute,

now wheres themillion dollar safe at?

B r u h

i came here to be a million dollars richer, eh, guess i can settle for a few thousand~
*steals your ring and mookies and runs*

*Whispers to officer and points at you* Yeah he's the one with the illegally shipped rings

wait what~
*pulls out Ace of Spades and fires a round into his head*
still have my Cayde-6 side
*sticks the rings in my pockets and walks*

The marriage is over, you make the party image XD

XD Mkay-

Mookie, Please repeat after me. I Mookie, Promise to be a caring Loving Wife to Church.

I Mookie, promise to be a caring loving wife to Church.

I will stay by my husbands side, in times of trial, pain, and hell. Even on my darkest days, I will remain commited, to be by his side.

I will stay by my husbands side, in times of trial, pain, and hell. Even on my darkest days, I will remain committed, to be by his side.

I vow to hold your hand in my hand, to hold your head in my hands, and to hold your heart in mine. I love you and you are my husband for all time.

I vow to hold your hand in my hand, to hold your head in my hands, to hold your heart in mine. I love you and you are my husband for all time.

And let that be so. *walks back over*

im the ringbearer lol-

Rings sir