'HEY MAN, CAN I HAVE, LIKE, HALF YOUR MONEY AND MAKE DECISIONS ABOUT HOW YOU CAN LIVE YOUR LIFE?' -GOVERNMENT; NO I'D RATHER NOT. IN FACT IT SEEMS GIVING YOU *ANYTHING* AT THIS POINT IS CONTRARY TO MY INTERESTS, BASED ON YOUR RECENT ACTIONS; FASCIST! WE ALL SHOULD GIVE HER HALF OUR PAYCHECKS! ITS THE RIGHT THING TO DO!... BTW I'M A LITTLE SHORT ON CASH RIGHT NOW, SO.....