I WANT YOU TO SPANK ME HARD AND CALL ME MR TINKLES, PARKER; SIR, AS YOUR EMPLOYEE AND AS YOU BEING MY EMPLOYER, THAT IS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE AND UNCALLED FOR; SO IS ME MAKING SWEET LOVE TO YOUR AUNT, BUT I DON'T HEAR YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT; SHE SQUIRTED LIKE A RIPE ORANGE