What is there to be "mega jealous" about? I literally wish I was anybody but you, I would rather be that homeless guy that lives down my street than your sorry ass.
and honestly, your roast are lame AF. everyone that has seen our argument says so.
Please just leave us alone, I already have enough to do, and I don't want an extra chore such as taking you (aka Garbage) out. just leave me and everyone alone and you'll be fine.
And I don't use the recycling bin for advice, everything I come up with is off the top of my head, if you've seen it else where I guess great minds think alike. and if you had too look that up, then I guess your mind isn't bright enough to come up with original content.
your just a sorry, wannabe, lame, no good for anything, piece of garbage, that can't be recycled, that I have the misfortune of meeting.