This is probably the most relatable thing I've ever seen in my entire life-

Oof

Haha yep

the trash is me!!!

No it’s not!!

yes it is!!

No it’s not!!

bet

-_- you are not trash

bish yes i am

bish no you’re not

bish i am was and always will be

bish you were never, are not, and never will be.

i was taking the trash out and the garbage man in the truck almost took me too

The garbage man needs to get glasses then

but he was right about the grabage at least (it was em)