._.

oml ikr
My brother beat me up for the remote and she's like "And?-"

BRUH

;-;
She literally likes him way more than me

ikr

ye
I bet she wishes she asked my dad to wear a condom before having me-

.

........

My dad: *provokes me*
Me: *says smt rude to him*
Both of us: *argue*
My dad: *walks away all sensitive*
My mom:

Oof

Y e s

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Same
I fell down the stairs a week and a half ago and it's still sore

Ouch are you okee

I think so. It's just sore when I press on it

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Oh dear

lol

But true tho~

ikr-

Yeah lol