Oh yes... wet water-

*wheeze*

I swear, science is going crazy nowadays.
They made F**KING WATER WITH GO***MN H2O IN IT!!
Back in my days, we could only dream of having H2O and wet water at the same time-

Warning: May contain water

You mean... th-the fatal liquid which kills people by drowing?

Yeah man, you gotta be careful out there, it's very deadly even though we're like 70% water...

Oh, like the earth. The earth is a dangerous place.
Also, if you heat it up, you die of burning.
It's clearly the most deadly substance on the planet.

And let's not even talk about water guns... oh god

They contain so much water its not even funny

Exactly. You could shoot someone and make them feel cold!

We gotta make a petition to stop water gun production...

Not just that. We have to delegitimize the use of liquid water itself.

Agreed, our human capabilities could be beyond anything if we also got rid of the water in our bodies.

That's a great f**king idea.
We could alter the development of fetuses and substitute water in them with liquid nitrogen or lava.

Yes...
YES!
YESSS!!!!
I can just picture how amazing our world could become!!