SEPTEMBER 2020: "ANYONE WHO WON'T WEAR A MASK AND REFUSES TO GET A 10" COTTON SWAB SHOVED UP THEIR NOSES IS A SCIENCE-DENYING GRANDMA KILLER!"; JANUARY 2021: ANYONE WHO WEARS FEWER THAN TWO MASKS AND REFUSES TO GET A 10" COTTON SWAB SHOVED UP THEIR ASSES IS A SCIENCE-DENYING GRANDMA KILLER!"