Somebody once told me the world is macaroni, so I took a bite out of a tree.

It tasted kinda funky so i spit it at a monkey, and the monkey started cursing at me.

about a year later it turned into Darth Vader, and he threw his light saber at me.

But he missed me by a meter and hit Justin Bieber,

and then Justin was history.

I used to hear that song all the f**king time in middle school

Lol I still do

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a f*ggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a c**t. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now".

F**K YOU

oh yes daddy~

Into murder and cannibalism am I~

W h a t .-.

XD

Watch this:

I hate you~

kinky~

I will find you~
And I will kill you~
And I'll throw your corpse into the river~

into dirty talk are you~

I regret using imgflip today

Shrek is love shrek is life

Sir I posted this a min a go, when did u write all of this??

copy & paste

Lol wow

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:)

Pls let me live

lmao

B R U H

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