*Prepares bag*

*moans loudly*

wtf

If I moan, people will wonder wtf is that noise, therefore, let me out.

lmao

kidnap you

n o

yuh

*screee*

you wouldn't be able to even get me in the bag lmao-

*Buys elephant*

I can outrun cars-

I said ELEPHANT

yeah I know

If I can outrun cars, im outrunning an elephant

im a master of hiding

and im really escape-smart

so I'd have plans before you even get the elephant to chase me-

c h e e t a h t i m e

you're not rich enough XD

and also, I may not be faster

but if im way far ahead enough, they won't be able to catch me

*laughs in cheetahs can only run at top speed for 20-30 seconds before they get tired*

also, im a climber-

Thats it *calls in rice farmers who fought in Vietnam War*

Im a master of hiding-

Soviet comrades: your coming with us

nah m8

soviets can't catch my either lmao-

I quit *leaves game*

Vietnam veterans: But your American

okay and?

I have my fair share of skills to blend in, plan out with my street smarts, run, hide

Gamers: cool vr skills man as we are in vr

its not JUST Vr skills tho, I have all this irl-

Light a small fire & throw some potassium chloride in it